wow, poor fella!
I cheated in my GCSE French written exam many years ago. I was alright at all the other subjects (C's and B's) but really couldn't get on with French.
To do it I wrote up as much vocab as I could fit in a relevantly sized area, printed it off in 6 or 8 pt script and then cut it to size. I carefully peeled the wrapping away from full regular plastic coke bottle, put the paper behind (with the text facing inward) and resealed it; the glue's quite sticky so it holds together fine. Whenever I couldn't remember something I'd drink the coke down to the "et tu's", or whatever bit I needed and put it back on the table and just look at what I needed from there. If it was around the other side then i'd have another little drinky.
Most bottles of coke etc... have text written inside the label with their T&C's for some competition they're having, or whatever, so it doesn't look out of the ordinary at even fairly close inspection and the shape of the bottle gives it some magnification allowing you to fit quite a lot of text on the sheet inside.
he should have done what I did, I mean it doesn't take a doctor to work that one out.
still got a D mind!
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