Do you reach for a non-existent weapon when you feel threatened?

asim18 · 22 Jun 2011 at 00:57

Basically, sometimes when I'm out walking, if I ever see a really shady looking bunch of guys walking passed, I put on a poker-face and unzip my jacket and reach my hand in there to sort of make them have a second thought about potentially attempting to mug me.

Does anyone else do this? I personally think it's a brilliant mental trick and it's worth a shot in such opportunities. Obviously I don't do it to every single person, It's pretty easy to spot a mugger and I've only done it a handful of times in my life.

Shayper · 22 Jun 2011 at 00:59

No, because I know I can get a mac10 in 3 minutes.

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:02

My fist is equal to ten mac10's. I don't even like mentioning it. Thanks, now I feel cheap.

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:02

You realise they think you're playing with your oddly coloured penis, don't you?

Nix · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:04

You're going to come undone (literally) when you get attacked by a man with two dildos.

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:05

Oddly Coloured Penis 2 - Does this look normal to you?

Murray · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:05

Soon as I seen it was Asim I expected the Mac10 in three minutes...

Sounds like a good trick! will try it the next time an old granny comes near me.

Grandmaster Fap! · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:06

They probably think your reaching for your gold encrusted iPhone so mug you anyway.

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:09

This is the first time I have visited this forum in about 6 months, however, I felt right at home in an ASIM thread. I do slightly feel for him, however.

Van Hellseek · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:09

Sadly, most people (even chavs) realise that putting hand in pocket does not = reaching for your laser-guided rocket launcher.

The truth is it probably, in all likelihood, just means you're reaching for something worth nicking.

Tefal · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:11

djmc0 said:
I do slightly feel for him, however.

Do you suffer from erectile discolouration too?

Valentino · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:12

You need and armed bear.

Castiel · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:16

Haha....Asim you crack me up......you must look like a right plonk doing that and the reason you don't get mugged is because they think you're a bit "special" in the upstairs dept and wouldn't be allowed to handle your own money etc...

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:23

Tefal said:
Do you suffer from erectile discolouration too?

You may have a point. A few school friends of mine at swimming lessons did point out that my penis may look darker than the average white mans penis, and none of that is clever pornspeak hinting that I have a black mans penis for a white dude. I am unnaturally normal, unfortunately. The only reason I can account for the discoloration of my penis is extreme masturbation, in which I partake regularly.

Tefal · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:24

djmc0 said:
A few school friends of mine at swimming lessons did point out that my penis may look darker than the average white mans penis

o.O

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:24

Tefal said:
o.O

Indeed, Imagine my discomfort, sir.

Grandmaster Fap! · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:25

djmc0 said:
You may have a point. A few school friends of mine at swimming lessons did point out that my penis may look darker than the average white mans penis, and none of that is clever pornspeak hinting that I have a black mans penis for a white dude. I am unnaturally normal, unfortunately. The only reason I can account for the discoloration of my penis is extreme masturbation, in which I partake regularly.

WTFWAFFLEBURGERS!!! :eek:

asim18 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:29

djmc0 said:
You may have a point. A few school friends of mine at swimming lessons did point out that my penis may look darker than the average white mans penis, and none of that is clever pornspeak hinting that I have a black mans penis for a white dude. I am unnaturally normal, unfortunately. The only reason I can account for the discoloration of my penis is extreme masturbation, in which I partake regularly.

I can empathise. But I must say I think your schoolteacher or life guard might have been a paedophile if he made you swim butt-naked. :eek:

djmc0 · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:31

Castor said:
WTFWAFFLEBURGERS!!!

Yep, you can eat any kinda burger you feel comfortable eating. Doesn't change the fact that I have a white mans average penis size, but with a black mans coloring.

Tefal · 22 Jun 2011 at 01:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrosis