Fake tan

Morgoth · 23 Jun 2011 at 21:25

Khaaan! said:
I was going to photoshop something hideous but I see mother nature has done it already.

Oh my.

mrk · 23 Jun 2011 at 21:27

No offfence! All lulz of course

haaammit · 23 Jun 2011 at 21:29

Oh my.......

Bennie-Mac · 23 Jun 2011 at 21:32

Gayer than the gayest of gays during the gayest gay of all competition on gay pride day.

MikeHunt79 · 24 Jun 2011 at 00:23

EdwardTeach said:
Fake tan is disgusting. I would also say if you go out with a girl who uses fake tan you are gay.

I dunno, I've met some pretty nice looking ladies who do use it, I certainly wouldn't say no.

shifty_uk · 24 Jun 2011 at 00:33

You're gay for letting your girlfriend use it in the first place.

oli356 said:
Well...

Doesn't look orange

She doesn't look orange, she looks filthy, tell her to wash it off and get a real tan or none at all. No fake tan will ever look real. She's well and truly caked it on, too!

Valentino · 24 Jun 2011 at 00:46

What about the fake tan on the Apprentice? It didn't actually seem that bad? It probably washes off the minute you go in the shower though

Bennie-Mac · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:03

Valentino said:
What about the fake tan on the Apprentice? It didn't actually seem that bad? It probably washes off the minute you go in the shower though

I dont watch the Apprentice. Because the fact the company needs a team of board members means it wont be successful so is not worth watching imo. It's better to watch 10 terrible television programmes, than not watch one decent one..

Infam0us · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:04

Swifty123 said:
Gay.

Rich_L · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:06

Yeah it just means you now have a patch of gay on you i.e. you're going to get bummed in the tum.

Limpnoodle · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:06

Id put my pinky in her stinky, two in the pink and one in the stink, or two in the goo and one in the poo!

Hatter The Mad · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:10

Oh Oli...

[TW]Sponge · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:12

So your girlfriend wants to try it out on your stomach before she puts it on herself?

Limpnoodle · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:13

make her try it out on ur groin, win win

UncleRuckus · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:13

Gayer than the faggiest, fag who ever joined the butt pirates.

Valentino · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:17

Bennie-Mac said:
I dont watch the Apprentice. Because the fact the company needs a team of board members means it wont be successful so is not worth watching imo. It's better to watch 10 terrible television programmes, than not watch one decent one..

I didn't make that quote up you knob! look here lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstone's_formulation

Mason- · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:21

Just skip the fake tan and use wood stain.

Bennie-Mac · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:31

Valentino said:
I didn't make that quote up you knob! look here lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstone's_formulation

I dont know what you are talking about good sir. And as for my resembling a phallus i shall have at you for that.

Tefal · 24 Jun 2011 at 01:36

oli356 said:
Well...

Doesn't look orange

Nix said:
It's Nicholas Cage... with tats.

more

I think.

dante6491 · 24 Jun 2011 at 02:04

Looks a bit like Antoine Dodson to me. Black fella who was famous on youtube, rape, gay. Usual stuff.