She'd kill me
[FnG]magnolia;19557203 said:We promise we won't fap to it*
* not entirely guaranteed.
How about an experience as opposed to a material item?
e.g. theatre and nice restaurant for a meal, really depends on what she's like.
hang on - how the hell could a photo help?!
hang on - how the hell could a photo help?!
We need a criteria....otherwise.
How about a rabbit?![]()
Big black *****.
YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND ENOUGH TO BUY HER A PRESENT? LEAVE HER NOW, YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER. WHY ARE ALL WOMEN WITH ****S? ALL THESE NICE GIRLS STAYING WITH ****S LIKE YOU AND LEAVING EMOTIONAL TAMPONS LIKE ME TO PICK UP THE PIECES.
Nothing says i love you like Herpes.
Don't think anyone has suggested it yet so I thought i'd put it out there.