A guy has been shot and slashed with a machete

One of the many things I dont understand

Attack happens behind him, he sneaks up from attacker from behind and knocks him down, a 2nd attacker then appears from behind him. How did he not see him? Why was the 2nd attacker so far away? Why didnt the 2nd attacker have a swing at him after he had been shot? The 2nd attacker had a weapon, was clearly prepared to use it with intent to kill and from his perspective the "hero" could have possibly been able to identify him or his mate, it really wouldnt of taken much effort at all to finish him off.
 
I think bull tbh looking at the machete wound it looks way to clean. in the story he says he jumped back as it came towards him. Would this not cause the wound to thin out?
Hospital letting him leave after 2 days? Sliced and shot find hard to believe they let him leave.
No newspaper reports.
It would be nice To believe it but just to many unanswered questions.

Also when you are shot it is like getting hit with a sledge hammer and you get a lot of bruising. On the wounds the patch is not that big and you would be able to see bruising on him.
 
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I'm no expert, but I do have a degree in forensic science, so am in a better position to give an opinion than most on those wounds. In that opinion, they are complete BS.

The laceration isn't consistent with a slashing wound. It looks like something that has been done in a slow motion with a rough edge. There's obviously no stitches, nor has there been any. I'd also imagine that given the force required by a heavy blade to cut through clothing, would have caused some kind of trauma to his collar bone which would then be exhibiting some signs of injury ie bruising. I'll take a pot shot at this one and say I've seen very similar injuries to that caused by seatbelts after car accidents. He's from a car forum isn't he?

The alleged bullet wound is probably less convincing. People seem to greatly underestimate the internal injuries that the force and energy of a bullet can cause to the tissue, organs and bones surrounding the actual path of a bullet through a person. I'm also not a doctor, but I've never known of a case of an abdominal gunshot wound that hasn't required surgery to extensively explore the abdominal cavity for injuries other than the primary visible wounds. Essentially you wouldn't have two perfect little blood spots on your dressing depicting an entry/exit wound. More likely you'll have a fairly large surgical scar.

In fairness, we don't have all the info and I'm only judging from some degree level knowledge applied to one photograph, so could be entirely wrong in my evaluation. Really though, not much about the story seems to make sense. Strikes me as a guy who has faked the whole thing in a huge act of trollage.
 
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Even you, degree in forensic science guy :p

In fairness, we don't have all the info and I'm only judging from some degree level knowledge applied to one photograph, so could be entirely wrong in my evaluation.
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Though at least you leave a disclaimer ;)
 
Clum said:
I'm no expert, but I do have a degree in forensic science, so am in a better position to give an opinion than most on those wounds. In that opinion, they are complete BS.

The laceration isn't consistent with a slashing wound. It looks like something that has been done in a slow motion with a rough edge. There's obviously no stitches, nor has there been any. I'd also imagine that given the force required by a heavy blade to cut through clothing, would have caused some kind of trauma to his collar bone which would then be exhibiting some signs of injury ie bruising. I'll take a pot shot at this one and say I've seen very similar injuries to that caused by seatbelts after car accidents. He's from a car forum isn't he?

The alleged bullet wound is probably less convincing. People seem to greatly underestimate the internal injuries that the force and energy of a bullet can cause to the tissue, organs and bones surrounding the actual path of a bullet through a person. I'm also not a doctor, but I've never known of a case of an abdominal gunshot wound that hasn't required surgery to extensively explore the abdominal cavity for injuries other than the primary visible wounds. Essentially you wouldn't have two perfect little blood spots on your dressing depicting an entry/exit wound. More likely you'll have a fairly large surgical scar.

In fairness, we don't have all the info and I'm only judging from some degree level knowledge applied to one photograph, so could be entirely wrong in my evaluation. Really though, not much about the story seems to make sense. Strikes me as a guy who has faked the whole thing in a huge act of trollage.
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Nice to read an informed opinion.
 
So he gets slashed with a machete, and instead of reacting to being slashed, he turns around to look in the direction of the woman.

"Hold on a sec mate."
*turns around*
*STABSTABSTAB*

???
 
"andy" said:
nothing at all similar to what a pen knife does
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No quite right, it much less traumatic to the surrounding tissue getting stabbed compared to getting hit by a bullet.

I have seen what a .22lr does to a fox hell even .17hmr which would roughly be about the same size round equivalent compared to body size as a 9mm to a human. Seriously he would not be driving his car home after a 2 day stint in hospital.

I think too many people have been watching terminator, if you get hit with a bullet to the body and survive you will NOT be getting out of hospital and defiantly not posing for photos standing up after 2 days.

People seem to under estimate the internal damage a bullet does, the holes either side are nothing in comparison to what it does inside you.
 
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Robbo said:
It doesn't say what he was shot with, maybe it was an air pistol?
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Possible but in his story he says he heard a loud bang and then he had blood pouring out so unlikely (if even true)

This is also rather odd that he mentions a large amount of blood loss and the unconsciousness, good job his body had enough blood to keep his blood pressure up eh ;) and no mention of needing blood?
 
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