Drunken injuries

Worst was having knee operation a few days after a drunken night out as I fell on class and it went under my knee cap. They tried taking it out but couldnt so ended up having operation to take it out
 
My mare got a bit carried away with some bird, he was going at it like a hammer, it popped out and he snapped his banjo string. He was in pain foe weeks, never laughed so much.
 
No drunken injuries for me, although I once fell off a podium. Felt alright at the time and next day.

I know that morphine is a pain killer, but why do people like it? Saw a few mentions of it here.
 
dasyad said:
:eek::(

How the hell did you manage that?
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Jumped over a fence, not overly drunk but had a few, caught it on something and ripped my jeans. And also my scrotal sack. I didn't realise until the next morning, when I went for a shower and noticed a lot of blood down one leg..
 
Not really an accident but, I got very drunk one night a fair few years ago and left my coat at the bar with my door keys in it.

Woke up the next day in a police cell to be shown a video of myself smashing my way into the lobby of the building I lived it (block of flats). I didn't drink a drop of alcohol for 4 years after that, and even now if I drink any I make sure to stop after a few so I don't get drunk.
 
Well, I have a few.

But the best one is at my SU :)

Basically, there was a foam party on. Which boiled down to a load of foam surrounded what looked like a bouncy castle. So, drunk, and being egged on by a girl, decided to dive in. Headfirst. Turns out the floor wasn't bouncy. It was concrete. Hence knocking myself out, breaking my nose, cutting my forehead quite badly, concussion, having to miss work the next day, and looking like a mess...

Turned out better than the girl though, she broke her jaw :D:(

Would say some others, but probably NSFW :D
 
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I don't drink, just just wanted to post this :p
 
Monserrat said:
I know that morphine is a pain killer, but why do people like it? Saw a few mentions of it here.
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Never had it myself but I believe it gives you quite a blissful feeling and you're "out of it" - just disassociated from reality which is apparently rather pleasant, if you're not throwing up of course.

As for me I've still got a slightly dodgy shoulder from where I cycled into a exposed bridge pillar drunk and a tiny scar to the left of my eye from the same incident. Most impressive was the football sized bruise that it left for about a month. At least the above is what I have pieced together, I remember none of this, nor indeed how I got home afterwards but I'm informed one of my mates found me and made sure I got home. Not clever on my part at all but thankfully since then I've not managed to do myself any damage on the same scale.
 
I once cracked a rib because someone elbowed my chest. Wasn't. Had to take a week off work because I couldn't breathe/talk (used to be a salesperson so talking was important). Best part was a nice supply of co-codomole, dopier than dope me was.
 
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