I've just thrown a washing machine at my wife.

Nitefly · 27 Jul 2011 at 18:28

That joke is amazing

Pawnless Endgame · 27 Jul 2011 at 18:32

Was your wife called Hatty?

StoutMeister · 27 Jul 2011 at 18:33

Nitefly said:
That joke is amazing

Oh the ironing...no, wait!

Noel Gallagher · 27 Jul 2011 at 18:33

Curio said:
Jokes aren't your Hotpoint.

Thread hijacked and won!

flibbage0 · 27 Jul 2011 at 18:40

Curio said:
Jokes aren't your Hotpoint.

YES.

mattyprice4004 · 27 Jul 2011 at 18:47

A.N.Other said:
You're going to have to apologise now. Why don't you get her some Candy?

Winning.

Cosimo · 27 Jul 2011 at 18:52

That was a Neff joke.

Ceryndrion · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:00

Just be careful, if she's really mad, she could give you a swift kick to the electrolux..

Cosimo · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:03

She won't be giving him Candy tonight.

Randomface74 · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:05

Grandmaster Fap! · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:08

Wow you sound like a funny guy, i Maytag along next time you decide to assault your wife....

Dano · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:15

I actually lol'ed

Tomsk · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:16

How did you throw your wife at your wife?!?

grez · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:16

I've just thrown a bottle of whisky at my wife.

That'll Teacher.

floatindolphin · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:18

Smeg off

Tobeornottobe · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:33

Hoover hell do you think you are?

sigma · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:36

Tomsk said:
How did you throw your wife at your wife?!?

Raikiri · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:40

^ I made that joke over an hour ago :/

Tomsk · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:42

Raikiri said:
^ I made that joke over an hour ago :/

I'm a man and don't have a wife to remind me of minor details.

mehuk · 27 Jul 2011 at 19:47

LOUD NOISES