I'm potentially screwed...

Reginald · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:18

My girlfriends parents have just had an expensive new kitchen fitted, White veneer cabinets, slate tiles etc. etc.

However, I stupidly broke the cardinal rule of letting the woman out the kitchen and did some washing up myself. 10 minutes later and I've just taken a chunk off the edge of one of the veener cabinets with a bloody saucepan. Its only a small mark, but her mum will spot it instantly. :eek:

Here's where you guys come in. What the hell can I use or buy to fix it?!

Cleeecooo · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:18

Reginald said:
My girlfriends parents have just had an expensive new kitchen fitted, White veneer cabinets, slate tiles etc. etc.

However, I stupidly broke the cardinal rule of letting the woman out the kitchen and did some washing up myself. 10 minutes later and I've just taken a chunk off the edge of one of the veener cabinets with a bloody saucepan. Its only a small mark, but her mum will spot it instantly.

Here's where you guys come in. What the hell can I use or buy to fix it?!

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You sir, are ****ed

Jokester · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:19

Yep, you'll never be welcomed into the family now.

Brian8bit · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:19

Just admit your mistake and offer to have the door replaced. It's better than bodging it and the wrath of possible future mother in law coming down on you.

hux · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:20

Deny all knowledge, or offer to sort it.

Samueltastic · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:20

Blame it on the dog!!!!

McPhee · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:20

Cleeecooo said:
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You sir, are ****ed

That's not entirely true.

How much did the kitchen cost and how deep are your pockets?

Reginald · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:20

It's not a door....it's on the side of one of the bloody cabinets

ins0mn1ac · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:20

hux said:
Deny all knowledge

Vonhelmet · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:21

Samueltastic said:
Blame it on the dog!!!!

Blame it on the weatherman.

Bumhug · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:21

100% screwed

Best thing to do is trash the kitchen completly, then blame it on a poltergeist/demonic possession

Brian8bit · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:21

Reginald said:
It's not a door....it's on the side of one of the bloody cabinets

It's a panel. Not carved from a single lump of oak (for which you should be eternally grateful). A repair won't cost too much.

m4rk84 · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:22

Your out of the circle of trust I'm afraid...

PapaLazaru · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:22

Ask your GF to pick up the pan then push her into the same cabinet. Then blame her. And leave.

james.miller · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:22

Samueltastic said:
Blame it on the dog!!!!

Vonhelmet said:
Blame it on the weatherman.

Blame it on the boogie!

sorry

shine · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:22

Blame the gf!

Robbo · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:23

You should have been more careful.

FOOL.

Seriously though, if your GF has anything about her, she'll say she did it.

Kemik · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:24

What do you mean? You didn't do anything mate. The workmen must have done it when they installed it.

hux · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:24

B'witched did that once, look where that got them

Vonhelmet said:
Blame it on the weatherman.

utajoker · 1 Aug 2011 at 20:25

hux said:
Deny all knowledge