Things that won't happen ever ?

[Deleted member 61728]

Free unlimited clean energy for all.
Your average law abiding motorist not getting shafted by the cost of motoring.
Fat cats getting poorer.
Bankers getting poorer.
Tax man not after every penny and more from you.
Cost of petrol/diesel/electricity/gas etc getting significantly cheaper.
Red tape crap being cut and burned.
Poor people getting richer.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

People being relatively happy.

 

[DirtyJester]

... waking up in the Playboy mansion









as in me

 

[Noel Gallagher]

Winning the rollover, or anything over £10.

 

[Gackt]

The OP reaching old age.

 

[POB]

Poor people getting richer.

This can easily happen.

 

[gillywibble]

This thread getting five stars.

 

[Castiel]

A Socialist Revolution.

 

[Basher]

Poor people getting richer.

 

[Cr0fty]

The money system becoming fair.

 

[dannyjo22]

Someone on Ocuk saying...

"I've read you arguments and I think you are right and I was wrong"

 

[alx]

People not whining about something or other.

 

[antijoke]

People stop saying "smash that pasty".

 

[Hades]

Stockhausen applauding Mrs Thatcher.

 

[meghatronic]

Fat cats getting poorer.
Bankers getting poorer.

Cynicism aside, that's axiomatically fallacious.

I think you meant becoming "poor" instead of "poorer" - they would be poorer if they lost 1p.

 

[Mat]

Sounds like you have a rather large chip on your shoulder there OP.

 

[PiKe]

Aliens.

 

[SickAsAParrot]

A Deity proving it exists.

 

[Vore]

Rebecca Black being able to sound decent singing without auto-tuning.

 

[Sho]

Poor people getting richer.

Are you for REAL?