Unable to leave house through front door

I couldnt leave the house knowing that would be there for my return.

Imagine the web system that would have introduced, potential egg plantations etc

As horrible as it is, its in a decent position to nail... use the Yellow Pages or something as big, but remember to wear gloves in case it jumps and put white paper on the floor as if it falls you need instant spotting so you can stamp on it (ie also remember to wear shoes and socks, with trousers tucked into socks).

If you miss and it runs up... you are screwed, at this point id be spraying it with any bleach cleaners you have to try and affect it chemically.
 
I wouldn't worry about it now, I would worry about it when you are sleeping, as it will clearly make its way to your ear and lay eggs
 
Dyson, maximum power. Then hover up some glass/razorblades/sharp rocks to pulverise it in a vortex of death.
 
In the event that your front door becomes spider blocked, please use the following alternate exit method.

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I had the perfect comic for this, but I can't find it.

So you'll just have to all take my word for it and have a huge belly laugh and say aloud "That Dj_Jestar, what a guy" anyway without it.
 
Open your door and then run like a sissy hoping it will find it's way out, you could try shooing it out as well if you're feeling brave. :p
 
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