What's the most ridiculous thing you've done

Leviathon said:
Getting married to an Australian bird when I was 20 - after only knowing her for 3 weeks, probablly ranks as one of my highest. I was mean't to move back to Oz with her, but ended up staying in the UK with a view to going out there a year later.

Lots of things happened my end and over the years we lost contact, so I remained legally married for 11 years until she randomly looked me up on Facebook a couple of years ago and was kind enough to go through the lengthy process of sending paperwork backwards and forwards across the globe to get a divorce.
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Really? Your pulling my pudding:p:eek:
 
While hitch hiking in Europe I got a lift from Bordeaux to the Portuguese Algarve with an Irishman in his 40 year old campervan who was transporting "golf equipment" in numerous unmarked brown boxes for his millionaire buddy in Portugal.

He drove without stopping for sleep, drank beer throughout and never went on the AutoRoutes.

Once there I helped unload these boxes into this mates mansion, drank some beer at his pub, stayed the night in the van, and went on my way.
 
my mate got naked and jumped in the liffey this weekend, this was at 7pm in crowded streets
 
Ran down the street with no trousers/keks on found out my mate recorded it. I laugh though.

I also played a drinking game where everything in the cupboards went in, I lost and consequently had to drink it, Milk, Lea and perrins, soy sauce, JD, Teabag, coffee, Vodka, Vodka mix, Amoretto, sourz etc.
 
My dad bought some plant pruners (or something, pic to shiw :p)

And me being the type of person i am, decided to investige their sole purpose when i was 10 years old.

Flicked off the safety and instantly suffered pain. Sliced a good part of my thumb off as well as a deep slice in my index finger.

Blood...everywhere.

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Stumbled out of the Baird Hall halls of residence building on Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow, absolutely naked, thoroughly drunk and utterly lost at around midnight on a Saturday evening a fair few years back. Was given a blanket and a bite of a Marathon bar by a police woman who didn't arrest me but told me to sort myself out.

I was neither a student nor a resident of the Halls at the time.
 
[FnG]magnolia;19944271 said:
Stumbled out of the Baird Hall halls of residence building on Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow, absolutely naked, thoroughly drunk and utterly lost at around midnight on a Saturday evening a fair few years back. Was given a blanket and a bite of a Marathon bar by a police woman who didn't arrest me but told me to sort myself out.

I was neither a student nor a resident of the Halls at the time.
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Moses said:
Drank a bottle of sambuca before a night out (~only~ 50cl, but it was also done quite quickly!).
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I drank a bottle of absinth at a house party trying to catch everyone else up in terms of drunkenness as I'd arrived unfashionably late. Didn't end well as far as people have told me.

Also; when I was a kid I locked myself out and the parents and sister were in the garden so I was outside for ages. Being little and a bit freaked out and scared at the prospect of spending the rest of my life outside I decided to break the glass (have lots of little pains of glass surrounding the door) to try and open the door. Queue me shredding my arms and wrists in doing so. My Dad had come inside to see where I'd gone and saw my bloody arms and my screams of help. I don't remember it too well, but I really badly shredded my wrists and arms. I remember my Dad wrapping my arms in blankets and being quite upset. I think I was rushed to hospital, I'm not really sure.

Also; hit my head on some scaffolding ('cause being 6"6 sucks) and took a chunk out of my head and knocked myself out, blood everywhere, didn't think it was too bad or hospital bad. Again, parent came home (my mum this time) and boy did she have a epic bitch fit, then got to hospital and the guy in A+E who decided how bad it was had a bitch fit about not calling an ambulance and then the nurse (small, gorgeous and had amazing eyes and she was Australian! Epic boobs) had another "word" with me about head injuries and not going to hospital straight away.

Oh, I also have a little scar on the top of my foot :D I was a amazing child, unparalleled intellect. My Dad was bending nails and pulling them out of an old fence that kind of split the garden up (a divide if you will) and I thought I'd just press them down with my foot, turns out nails are tougher then trainers, socks and indeed the human foot, who knew.
 
Some of the comments in this thread made me laugh so hard a tiny bit of wee came out. Unfortunately no girls paid me for it.

The most ridiculous thing I have done recently was probably to give up my job and fly to New Zealand with a years visa to find out if an internet relationship with a girl I once knew at school and had got back in touch with on Facebook would work out. (Wow holy lack of punctuation batman!) A year down the line we are now engaged... so some times the ridiculous actually works out.
 
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