Hope I haven't Blown it!

There will be lots of girls that you'll like, so don't fixate on one girl with whom you've barely established a rapport. Keep her in mind, sure, but meet some others too.

You're a young, single man - enjoy your life (without bringing tragedy and shame to yourself or others, of course!).
 
it'll be fine man, unless your gallstone operation was mistaken for a gender swap, then you will be fine
 
I'm sorry but I have to bring this up:

"Originally Posted by Pestilence
Pretty much where it's headed.

In any case, what you should do is :

1. Pick up a Quorn pasty from the aisles.
2. Go to her checkout.
3. Place it on the conveyor.
4. STAY at the end of conveyor until she has scanned it and is looking at you, wanting you to come forward and claim your purchase.
5. Walk stiffly to the end of the conveyor, staring wide-eyed at her the whole time. ONLY move your head as you pass her, keeping your eyes locked.
6. With your right fist, SMASH THE PASTY.
7. IMMEDIATELY POINT AT HER.
8. Utter, "Do you KNOW what this MEANS!?!?". Tilt your head back at the end, keeping eye contact the whole time.
9. ??????
10. PROFIT."

Someone in OcUK needs to do this whilst taking a video.
 
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