Perfect Yoghurt Opening # 3

[Swifty123]

Not as impressive as its not as big an opening. But I know you would all want me to share it with you

Sorry.

 

[steve-h]

You need a girlfriend.

 

[Swifty123]

You need a girlfriend.

Wrong forum?

 

[Tummy]

I can never get the perfect yoghurt opening

I do try each time.

 

[Swifty123]

That's the only pink you'll ever see.

 

[Lightnix]

It's also the only thing he'll ever get to spoon.

 

[remy87]

He could finger it then lick it out

 

[DefiantAsh]

He could finger it then lick it out

Then lick his fingers.

Then spoon the rest out...

*grabs coat*

 

[theNude]

That's the only thing you'll ever pull the top off

 

[Nymins]

 

[Morgoth]

That's the only packaged dairy snack you will remove the foil covering from.

Am i doing it rite?

 

[Zefan]

You're nerdy and because of that you'll never get to play with a lady's private bits.

Am I doing this right?

:edit: Morgoth stole my idea. The *******.

 

[Morgoth]

I lol'd.

 

[DefiantAsh]

That's the only packaged dairy snack you will remove the foil covering from.

Am i doing it rite?

You're nerdy and because of that you'll never get to play with a lady's private bits.

Am I doing this right?

:edit: Morgoth stole my idea. The *******.

/ban?

 

[TurnipHead]

I've tried this every day since Perfect Opening #1. When I eventually do get one I'll probably just cream all over it.

 

[ticklemebougy]

I bet it's actually a giant yoghurt bubble and the tub is empty.

 

[mrk]