Last night I was stopped by the police for being drunk

Tefal · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:44

well done you got ****ed and taken home by the police, happy 18th.

Tefal · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:45

meghatronic said:
Well you should've been fined/jailed or at the very least have points on your license.

There is NO excuse for drink driving, I'm ashamed of you.

D)

You know DD is only on the bike cause he's banned for drink driving right?

meghatronic · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:47

Tefal said:
You know DD is only on the bike cause he's banned for drink driving right?

>>>>>

meghatronic said:
D)

Dabbles · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:47

Tefal said:
You know DD is only on the bike cause he's banned for drink driving right?

Still? Or again?

Castiel · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:49

meghatronic said:
I sincerely hope that's not a euphemism, or else I may be forced to rethink my nefarious plans.

*thinking about rephrasing my request to my Wife*

Tefal · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:50

Castiel said:
*thinking about rephrasing my request to my Wife*

Scared she'll butter your bread?

Castiel · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:51

Tefal said:
Scares she'll butter your bread?

Well, I ain't standing up until I have confirmation of a sandwich....

Kenai · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:55

Tefal said:
You know DD is only on the bike cause he's banned for drink driving right?

Pretty sure your information is out of date

Cosimo · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:56

Hotwired said:
Cycling under the influence?

BABY KILLER

He's not in a car this time.

Tefal · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:58

Kenai said:
Pretty sure your information is out of date

thought it was 3 years?

Kenai · 11 Sep 2011 at 09:59

Well he was getting insurance quotes a few months ago so I would assume his ban had finished

Cosimo · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:01

dirtydog said:
One of the coppers was a 25 year old blonde MINX btw

Have you got her number?

Tefal · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:01

Kenai said:
Well he was getting insurance quotes a few months ago so I would assume his ban had finished

fair enough i stay out of motors, too dull.

Metalface Mark · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:02

His ban was only for a year.

Frankly, being arrested and charged is too good for him, he should have been flogged, hung drawn and quartered, then charged for such a serious crime.

dirtydog · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:04

Tefal said:
You know DD is only on the bike cause he's banned for drink driving right?

Actually I'm unbanned now, I am back on the roads

LOOK OUT ESSEX

Tefal · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:04

dirtydog said:
Actually I'm unbanned now, I am back on the roads

LOOK OUT ESSEX

surprised your benefits stretch to the price of a car.

dirtydog · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:05

Tefal said:
thought it was 3 years?

Two years

PardonTheWait · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:05

Tefal · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:05

dirtydog said:
Two years

ooo so close.

Cosimo · 11 Sep 2011 at 10:06

dirtydog said:
Two years

Are you driving again?