Last night I was stopped by the police for being drunk

fadetoblack said:
Try rewording it muppet


I just spark up a nice fat joint of the freshest and finest cheese ever, completely in 100% control of my actions and the POLICE came round the corner on a pushbike and hands me a fine. Whereas a known racist (sorry don't know what else to describe you as) completely smashed to the point of short-memory loss and not being able to ride a bike gets a free lift home, in TWO police cars. TWO!
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You fail.
 
Von Smallhausen said:
Dirtydog, you do realise that the officers time and several pounds of taxpayers money that was swallowed in dealing with you could have gone to good use elsewhere such as hassling innocent motorists while ignoring genuine crime victims or filling firms in in triplicate for a new hat at a cost of 10,000 pounds.

Your flagrant disregard for the Road Traffic Act is nauseating quite frankly and you should stand on a windy Heath in a dramatic pose and take stock.

Oh, did you get beaten senseless by them or pay them off ? Not arrested or summonses as well I see ? How long have you been a Mason ?
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LOL:D
 
They should legalise weed, then they could tax it and it would have to be standardised, and the quality would be better lol. Maybe you should smoke in public though, probably wouldn't have gotten caught
 
dmpoole said:
Like I said, weirdo (and roll eyes are for kids, do you do lol and rofl as well?).
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