Neighbours saw sex act in home

Forde said:
Apparently he stood near the window, fuzzy plums out for all the world to see and fist pumping like the maraca section of the St. Vitus' Dance jazz band.
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How do you know they were fuzzy? Were you one of the complainees?
 
So neighbours claim he was in full view of the window and he says he wasnt. So if we go by his claim how on earth did he get arrested? Did they police just knock on his door and ask him what he had been upto and he replied by telling them he was just cracking one out while watching vids on his laptop??
 
Nothing teaches you too close the blinds like having £600 stolen from you. Most expensive **** he has ever had.

Nosy neighbors, i would go around and beat them up. At least one back hand. Go slash their tires or something, cost them some money.

I always moan about there being no privacy in this country, with all the houses stuck together and most of them two stories that over look other peoples gardens, there is zero privacy.
 
groen said:
Nothing teaches you too close the blinds like having £600 stolen from you. Most expensive **** he has ever had.

Nosy neighbors, i would go around and beat them up. At least one back hand. Go slash their tires or something, cost them some money.

I always moan about there being no privacy in this country, with all the houses stuck together and most of them two stories that over look other peoples gardens, there is zero privacy.
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Yep, it's like you need a super-secured underground bunker to have a cheeky ham shank these days.
 
Tefal said:
but surely calling a group of people to stare into your neighbours house is well outside of that?
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Well, yes, I'll grant you that the neighbours did act a bit out of line there as well... Sounds like all concerned were in the wrong, one way or another, rather than just him or them.
 
doofer said:
So, if I decide to go and watch some woman in the bath or shower in her own Private Property I am now safe in the knowledge that she (The damned hussy!) is the one who'll get busted for exposure right? Oh wait. :rolleyes:
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It's another great OCUK critical thinking failure!
 
Maybe the neighbours were just trolling the police? They say he's running a crack den and then when the police knock his door in a search the property they just find a man standing there cracking one off :D.
 
'Ello, my name is Michael Caine and I am a nosey neighbour.

I looked out my back window though my telescope and I was shocked and outraged to see a man committing the sin of onan in his bedroom through the netcurtains. Naturally I was so stunned at what I was seeing I had to call seven of my neighbours and ask them also to watch this vile pervert. Timmy from number 27 was able to climb a ladder quietly and open a window, this enabled him to pull the net curtains back so we could get a better look at the vile act. As a group we then decided the best way to show our outrage was to setup a live web link (2.99 per minute) with a 1080p feed.

It was only after we had uploaded the video footage to the pirate bay that we decided we should contact the local constabulary.
 
dunker said:
pfftt police walked in and he was still at it, "ello ello ello what ave we ere then, errr" lol
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Most extreme danger-**** ever, tbh.

Guess he's just lucky the cops didn't walk in on him just past the "point of no return", or he may have also had assault on a police officer added to the charges. :p
 
"was also caught in the act by police who turned up to arrest him, a court heard."

Wow that's one long frap, or do the police arrive very fast to frap related incidents??
 
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