Chimps are impressively muscly

[Zip]

The first one looks like Forrest Griffin

 

[edscdk]

If that image is real I am absolutely speechless...

she cannot NOT know what the moon is, and what an elephant looks like...

if its not a fake she has not read the possible answers correctly....

 

[D83]

Primates should never be kept as pets. Anyone who keeps one deserves to have their face shredded.

 

[PermaChanged]

A 165-pound man could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. A female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds.

If that has any truth in it it's a scary thought, a 9st 9lb female basically deadlifting 572kg with one hand.

 

[The IPB]

Also you never know if the chimp is giving it's all when doing these sort of tests.

 

[mitch212k]

Primates should never be kept as pets. Anyone who keeps one deserves to have their face shredded.

I think I see what you did there

 

[cheets64]

Amazing muscle genetics, considering its ripped and doesn't even work out (other than playing) or take steroids, need me some of that chimp proteins

 

[mrk]

Doesn't work out? No they do not lift weights, go to the gym or ride bikes.

They swing from trees and play whenever they can, their lifestyle revolves around muscle and strength improvement!

 

[Cosimo]

They swing from trees and play whenever they can, their lifestyle revolves around muscle and strength improvement!

Strength improvement! So they want to fit, don’t we all.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Dem glutes.

 

[cheets64]

Doesn't work out? No they do not lift weights, go to the gym or ride bikes.

They swing from trees and play whenever they can, their lifestyle revolves around muscle and strength improvement!

You try getting that strong from just using your own body weight!

 

[Larkspeed]

Primates should never be kept as pets. Anyone who keeps one deserves to have their face shredded.

Except for the fact it was not the owner that got shredded it was a visitor. So are you saying if you visit people who own primates you should get your face shredded too?

 

[Evilsod]

Amazing muscle genetics, considering its ripped and doesn't even work out (other than playing) or take steroids, need me some of that chimp proteins

I can see the adverts now...

Unlock your inner primate with chimp protein shake!

 

[StonedPenguin]

Interesting thread

 

[Rroff]

If that has any truth in it it's a scary thought, a 9st 9lb female basically deadlifting 572kg with one hand.

Probably true I remember one where they clocked a gorilla at ~1800lb pull... pretty scary.

 

[Tephnos]

We're so weak today because of our lifestyle. We rely on our brains and machines to do everything, and hardly put forth any real physical effort.

When we had to fight for our own food in the past, I bet the average human could easily have outran/fought with the best olympians and won.

 

[edscdk]

We're so weak today because of our lifestyle. We rely on our brains and machines to do everything, and hardly put forth any real physical effort.

When we had to fight for our own food in the past, I bet the average human could easily have outran/fought with the best olympians and won.

but at the point where we were doing that we would have been less smart.

so in a straight fight you have less chance of success, but we would know to avoid that and use ambush, or other means to gain advantage...

 

[Zip]

What actually happened to its hair?

 

[Tephnos]

but at the point where we were doing that we would have been less smart.

so in a straight fight you have less chance of success, but we would know to avoid that and use ambush, or other means to gain advantage...

Pretty much. We only need enough muscle to get about our daily lives, the brain has got the rest covered.

Hope we don't end up like the skinny ass 'greys' though. Now that would be unsightly.

 

[pioneer2000]

So how do their bodies build such density of muscle when they are only eating low protein foods?