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JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as poss Rusk responded
"Does that include those who are buried here?"

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There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly:

'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply
Emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day,
They can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'


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A Royal Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the English, U..S. , Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, the English learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'


Without hesitating, the British Admiral replied,

'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'


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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN
WITH THE ABOVE...

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.


"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.


Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The Englishman said,

'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. You English always have to show your passports on arrival in France !"

The English senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,

''Well, when I came ashore at Gold Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."

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I heard that the French refused to erect a statue of Churchill even though we put one up of de Gaulle. True?
 
I love these stories because they reek of clinging to past glory by highlighting the disgusting attitude of some inferior, ungrateful people who clearly owe you everything they have.

I also suspect they're made up.
 
I love these stories because they reek of clinging to past glory by highlighting the disgusting attitude of some inferior, ungrateful people who clearly owe you everything they have.

I also suspect they're made up.

they reak of someone having to much time on their hands making crap up
 
are these storys made up ? someone doesnt like the french

usually made up yes and then reposted/fwd'd by silly people

not that there is anything wrong with hating the french but these sorts of fwd's/posts are just ridiculess - usually originate from the same sort of people who will fwd mails about not buying petrol on some random date to make BP go bust or stuff like if you get a friend request on facebook from <insert name> do not add him - he is a hacker and will steal your identy, clear out you bank account and rape your mum etc...
 
There was an OP who really hadn't spent much time using the internet. He received an email from another guy who really hadn't spent much time using the internet (in turn it came from another guy who really hadn't spent much time using the internet). OP felt it was a good idea to copy and paste this email over to a tech forum he visited, so that any member there that had never used the internet before could enjoy it with him..


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