Trick or Treaters.

I've got mini bags of chocolate buttons & a couple of packs of chunky kit kats for the bigger kids.
I sound a lovely neighbour don't I but really I am just hoping nobody knocks so that I can eat it all myself. :D

In reality I am happy to give the local kids a little treat, They are Good kids & I like being a good neighbour. :cool:
 
doofer said:
Print some of these off and place them in your windows and on your doors, working like a charm so far!

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:D
 
In previous years I've bought loads of sweets, chocolates etc and no trick or treaters turned up, so I ate the treats myself. For not entirely unrelated reasons I now need to go on a diet, so haven't got any treats this time - I'm going to get loads of T&Ters coming round tonight aren't I? :( They'll have to make do with "sports candy".
 
I cba moving to the shops to buy anything! I may go trick or treating myself to collect the sweets to give them something!
 
Gah. Forgot this.

Need to get down to the shops - anyone calling at the moment is going to get a shredded wheat each
 
We just don't answer the door.

Last year was much colder and wet where i am, tonight it warm and clear, could be busy.

I might audit them from upstairs window to check for milfs.
 
We normally give a few out to the few that actually make the effort to do a nice little song for us, not just appear at my door mob handed without a costume or even a mask (sometimes they stretch to a bin bag over the head), hands cupped, shouting "trick or treat".

Then we get ones that take the **** by still coming round at about half 10, getting on for 11 sometimes. They've got bin bags full by then, and they still want more the greedy *****.

It'll be time for the Christmas Carol singers in a few weeks I suppose (yes, we did get them in mid November last year, nearly swung for them).
 
We've got sweets but I'm hoping nobody knocks on the door, mainly as I want the sweets myself and it would mean they are interrupting me painting a room.

Round here it seems that if you don't put a little lit pumpkin in your window the kids ignore you. Hope that is still true.

Yes, I'm grumpy.
 
If I get any more, I may start writing cheques for them with the amount of money they get being proportional to their costume effort and jokes. If they are particularly poor, they'll be getting negative cheques. That will result in the bank giving me money, right?
 
Steve2000 said:
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It'll be time for the Christmas Carol singers in a few weeks I suppose (yes, we did get them in mid November last year, nearly swung for them).
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You're doing it wrong Dude & need to take a little fun out of these things. When I get Carol singers round I open the door & make them start again :D
Then if it's not one I like I stop them & ask them to sing whatever one comes into my head, Then I stand there at the door & watch them all sing with my arms crossed smiling weirdly at them. :p

Stop moaning at the back they get there monies when there done. :D
 
Gilly said:
What kind of song? :confused:

Halloween is about the outfits! It's not carrolling :D
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Halloween is coming out
And the goose is getting fat
Would you please put a penny in the old man's hat?

If you haven't got a penny
A ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny
We'll put your windows through.

Ya ****.
 
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