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Well guys,
Some people have made it very clear they want me to quit. Some, they want me to stay. I say, let's let the masses decide. In true Greek stylee .. let's hold a REFERENDUM.
Do you want Britboy4321 to quit these forums foreeeeeevvvveeeeerrr???? 'Stay' or 'Leave'. Simples!
Please write 'STAY' or 'LEAVE' (along with any other comments you have) clearly in your response and vote above!! Only 1 vote each!
You finally had enough of Britters for good? Forever? Finally .. your chance to strike ...!
If more people want me to leave than stay in 1 week exactly, you have my word, as a dragon once said .. 'I'm out'. But I'll miss you guys n' girls (well, not Merlin88 or whatever he's called. But I digress ..)
Hopefully doesn't happen as I like it here .. but let's see... exciting times, I've been here for a few years but could really be the end of the road here.. happy voting!
Britters ..
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There now follows a party political broadcast for the 'Keep Britboy' party (entirely optional reading if uber-bored!)
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Gentleman. Ladies. Children. Robgmun. When I look down at you, I do not see mere forum users. I do not see nerds, geeks, losers, the words that so many haters use to put us down. What I see .. gentlmen .. what I see is a beautiful mass of amazing minds, connecting in ways which are often beyond imagination - not just on PC games, or anti-muslim twaddle, but on all subjects this incredible green planet has to offer (including 'Do you 'tidy up' 'down there' if I remember correctly). I see all types of wonderful people at different stages of this great journey we call life, sharing, writing, connecting together. And from where I'm standing , I see beauty. Everyone is looking for something. Some here are looking for work, some looking for girls. Some looking for working girls. Most just looking for interesting threads. We're all looking for something .. let's look for it together, hand in hand.
What fascinates me is the thing all the forum users here never seem to lack, their ability to let their thoughts wander, reaching for new heights, beyond the stars, in this sanctuary of thought we call the internet. God bless you internet. [shake head slowely] God bless you ..
I am, indeed, just like you. I have the same dreams, aspirations, dodgy web sites. I wait patiently for the day when I meet a Romanian online and she comes to me. For someone to ask me 'Am I a drooler'. I remember myself striving to find work all fresh faced, 17, naked. My eyes well up when I think of building my first 486, and seeing DOOM for the first time, a gentle tear running down my proud face as I found the BFG. That child-like smile as I created my first harvester in Red Alert. As I overclocked my first processor and blew it up. We're cut from the same cloth, you and I.
I also have the same tribulations as you. The 'ways to please women' thread was like a new-age bible for me, barely beaten by 'redtube' as my 'tomb of knowledge' on how to treat girls. The 'Show us your kitties' thread filled my heart with delight and made me jump around, clap my hands over my heart and squeel in delight. A feat only ever matched by rotten.com. 'Asking someone out over facebook'? Well, if only I had your bravery to post with such a question, I'd consider myself a greater man. And probably pulled more 43 year old blokes posing as women than I could ever dream to otherwise.
Also, my brothers, I love the political hotbed of intellectual debate that goes on here. There are many opinions that unite us. A love of fair play. A decent and honest appreciation of the working man. A disgust at the 'not trying to work' benefit scum. A bizarre and kinda wierd dislike of real fatties, especially if they're American. And notably, a true love of democracy.
And, as I have always done with everything, with my love of democracy I am prepared to put my money where my mouth is. The truth is, I do not see this thread as just a poll, or even a referendum. I see it as the most important right we will ever own. The right to choose. The right to democracy itself.
The right to choose a Leader, a colleague, a partner, a friend, a soulmate, or maybe even just a bloke to take the mickey out of. Well, I offer myself as all of those things. Apart from 'a partner'. And the 'mickey' one doesn't sound too awesome TBH. Anyway - When the light on your ship is faltering, I'll fix it. When the storm in your teacup is threatening your whole day, I'll perk you up with an inane post that only the gods could have dreampt up. When the urge to write a thread about your latest total girlfriend/relationship failure occurs, I'll read your thread and LOL. Then stop LOLing, write a sarcastic response, read with delight your sarcastic reply, but then maybe post A NICE response. And that, I'm sure you agree, is what friendship is all about.
So, you have a choice. Cast out your true friend to the wolves. Take the 30 peices of silver and betray Britboy with a kiss (Brighton Belle, this sentence was mainly aimed at you. Or Tefal come to think of it). Show the ugliest side of mob justice and be left purely with a littering of 'Spec me a glass of water' and 'Is 48p too much to pay for a packet of crisps' threads.
Or choose a different way. A life less ordinary. An orgasm of thread delight, witty banter, annoying pointless threads, and occasional quizzes - along with the endless pitter-patter of replies including 'will someone please ban Britboy',a healthy dollup of 'lolbritboy' and the occasional 'Britboy do you have assburgers?'. Always a classic. Now that, my friends, can cheer up anyone's day.
Or think of it this way my brothers-in-forarms (see what I did there?)-- if you keep me, you can always press 'ignore'. If you lose me, you can never press 'come back'. When your sitting by your comp in 3 month's time, crying, bottle of gin in one hand, paracetamol in the other, wimpering at the forum 'I'm sorry Britters .. god Im sorry' as you click on a thread titled 'I've got a mole on my arm, have you?' .. it will be too late.
A vote for Britboy staying is a vote for interesting.
A vote for Britboy IS A VOTE FOR BRITAIN.
Thankyou.
No, thanks you, really.
[pause for 10 seconds, wipe tear from cheek, pick up flowers thrown on stage, get security to drag off stage-storming girls]
Thankyou, goodnight, my beauties ...
[Exit stage right, throwing kisses]
now what would be cool is to read a 'make Britboy quit' opposition speech that isn't just 1 sentence about what an ** I am or 'lolbritboy'!! Go on .. write one! MODS - I haven't broken any forum rules with this thread .. I checked
Some people have made it very clear they want me to quit. Some, they want me to stay. I say, let's let the masses decide. In true Greek stylee .. let's hold a REFERENDUM.
Do you want Britboy4321 to quit these forums foreeeeeevvvveeeeerrr???? 'Stay' or 'Leave'. Simples!
Please write 'STAY' or 'LEAVE' (along with any other comments you have) clearly in your response and vote above!! Only 1 vote each!
You finally had enough of Britters for good? Forever? Finally .. your chance to strike ...!If more people want me to leave than stay in 1 week exactly, you have my word, as a dragon once said .. 'I'm out'. But I'll miss you guys n' girls (well, not Merlin88 or whatever he's called. But I digress ..)
Hopefully doesn't happen as I like it here .. but let's see... exciting times, I've been here for a few years but could really be the end of the road here.. happy voting!
Britters ..
--------------------------------
There now follows a party political broadcast for the 'Keep Britboy' party (entirely optional reading if uber-bored!)
--------------------------------
Gentleman. Ladies. Children. Robgmun. When I look down at you, I do not see mere forum users. I do not see nerds, geeks, losers, the words that so many haters use to put us down. What I see .. gentlmen .. what I see is a beautiful mass of amazing minds, connecting in ways which are often beyond imagination - not just on PC games, or anti-muslim twaddle, but on all subjects this incredible green planet has to offer (including 'Do you 'tidy up' 'down there' if I remember correctly). I see all types of wonderful people at different stages of this great journey we call life, sharing, writing, connecting together. And from where I'm standing , I see beauty. Everyone is looking for something. Some here are looking for work, some looking for girls. Some looking for working girls. Most just looking for interesting threads. We're all looking for something .. let's look for it together, hand in hand.
What fascinates me is the thing all the forum users here never seem to lack, their ability to let their thoughts wander, reaching for new heights, beyond the stars, in this sanctuary of thought we call the internet. God bless you internet. [shake head slowely] God bless you ..
I am, indeed, just like you. I have the same dreams, aspirations, dodgy web sites. I wait patiently for the day when I meet a Romanian online and she comes to me. For someone to ask me 'Am I a drooler'. I remember myself striving to find work all fresh faced, 17, naked. My eyes well up when I think of building my first 486, and seeing DOOM for the first time, a gentle tear running down my proud face as I found the BFG. That child-like smile as I created my first harvester in Red Alert. As I overclocked my first processor and blew it up. We're cut from the same cloth, you and I.
I also have the same tribulations as you. The 'ways to please women' thread was like a new-age bible for me, barely beaten by 'redtube' as my 'tomb of knowledge' on how to treat girls. The 'Show us your kitties' thread filled my heart with delight and made me jump around, clap my hands over my heart and squeel in delight. A feat only ever matched by rotten.com. 'Asking someone out over facebook'? Well, if only I had your bravery to post with such a question, I'd consider myself a greater man. And probably pulled more 43 year old blokes posing as women than I could ever dream to otherwise.
Also, my brothers, I love the political hotbed of intellectual debate that goes on here. There are many opinions that unite us. A love of fair play. A decent and honest appreciation of the working man. A disgust at the 'not trying to work' benefit scum. A bizarre and kinda wierd dislike of real fatties, especially if they're American. And notably, a true love of democracy.
And, as I have always done with everything, with my love of democracy I am prepared to put my money where my mouth is. The truth is, I do not see this thread as just a poll, or even a referendum. I see it as the most important right we will ever own. The right to choose. The right to democracy itself.
The right to choose a Leader, a colleague, a partner, a friend, a soulmate, or maybe even just a bloke to take the mickey out of. Well, I offer myself as all of those things. Apart from 'a partner'. And the 'mickey' one doesn't sound too awesome TBH. Anyway - When the light on your ship is faltering, I'll fix it. When the storm in your teacup is threatening your whole day, I'll perk you up with an inane post that only the gods could have dreampt up. When the urge to write a thread about your latest total girlfriend/relationship failure occurs, I'll read your thread and LOL. Then stop LOLing, write a sarcastic response, read with delight your sarcastic reply, but then maybe post A NICE response. And that, I'm sure you agree, is what friendship is all about.
So, you have a choice. Cast out your true friend to the wolves. Take the 30 peices of silver and betray Britboy with a kiss (Brighton Belle, this sentence was mainly aimed at you. Or Tefal come to think of it). Show the ugliest side of mob justice and be left purely with a littering of 'Spec me a glass of water' and 'Is 48p too much to pay for a packet of crisps' threads.
Or choose a different way. A life less ordinary. An orgasm of thread delight, witty banter, annoying pointless threads, and occasional quizzes - along with the endless pitter-patter of replies including 'will someone please ban Britboy',a healthy dollup of 'lolbritboy' and the occasional 'Britboy do you have assburgers?'. Always a classic. Now that, my friends, can cheer up anyone's day.
Or think of it this way my brothers-in-forarms (see what I did there?)-- if you keep me, you can always press 'ignore'. If you lose me, you can never press 'come back'. When your sitting by your comp in 3 month's time, crying, bottle of gin in one hand, paracetamol in the other, wimpering at the forum 'I'm sorry Britters .. god Im sorry' as you click on a thread titled 'I've got a mole on my arm, have you?' .. it will be too late.
A vote for Britboy staying is a vote for interesting.
A vote for Britboy IS A VOTE FOR BRITAIN.
Thankyou.
No, thanks you, really.
[pause for 10 seconds, wipe tear from cheek, pick up flowers thrown on stage, get security to drag off stage-storming girls]
Thankyou, goodnight, my beauties ...
[Exit stage right, throwing kisses]
now what would be cool is to read a 'make Britboy quit' opposition speech that isn't just 1 sentence about what an ** I am or 'lolbritboy'!! Go on .. write one! MODS - I haven't broken any forum rules with this thread .. I checked
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