Dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in a song

15 minutes spent this morning on MTV and voila:

This is stupid
I'm not stupid
Don't talk to me
Like I'm stupid
I still love you
But I just can't do this
I may be dumb but
I'm not stupid

R'anna, girl, you ain't meant to rhyme the same word ova and ova, it's just stupid. Yo.

In an mmmbop they’re not there.
Until you lose your hair.
No, But you don’t care.

What? Oh, it's Hanson, that's all right then, it's not supposed to make sense.
 
Most modern American Hip Hop / Rap songs can be added to this thread but I'll add just this one:

Young Jeezy - Trap or Die


Last time I checked I was the man on these streets
They call me residue, I leave blow in these beats
Got diarrhea flow, now I **** on niggaz
Even when I'm constipated I still ****on niggaz

Please fully star out all swearing in future. Thank you.
 
Well you're built like a car
You've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl
 
aaron333 said:
"Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour" - Reference to the females mentioned before. Or, Reference to his fans, and how he is not just limited to fans in the UK but other countries as well.

"I’m ****ed i never got to fly on a concord" - He has the money now to fly but Concord has been retired.

"I been Southampton but ive never been to Scunthorpe", - This ones random

I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude" -
Kicks:
A) Shoes
b) To hit some one with ones foot

Tinie’s obsession about shoes is comparable to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s madd Kickboxing prowess.

A lot of that is C+P, but more or less what I was thinking.
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Someone spoke to me once,
I've never been on a motorbike
I've been to New York, but never been to New Zealand,
I really like computers, call me Bill gates.

Yeah, look I just made as much sense as him.

Sentences can actually make sense, yet the lyric still be pointless. as with all his stuff, the lyrics mean nothing, its just one random sentence followed by another one. They mean nothing, yeah, most music doesn't generally mean crap any more, but even other truly awful rappers tend to talk about one crappy subject and stick with it.

The four statements I made, because that's what they were, are as pointless as his.

For me there are two kinds of woeful lyrics, the kind that make no sense at all, like I'd rather have a piece of toast, in context/comparison is mental, then theres those who just randomly spout unconnected sentences.

Seriously just barely think, write out sentences about anything, with no connection........... you just wrote a Tempah song, well done, send it too him ask for a beat and a cut of the profit, job done.
 
Turn the lights out now
Now I'll take you by the hand
Hand you another drink
Drink it if you can

That one line "drink it if you can" ruined the entire song for me.
Also the whole of Swagger Jagger is just terrible haha
 
You can always rely on scooter to deliver.

I want you back for the rhythm attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
I want you back, so clean up the dish
By the way, how much is the fish?
How much is the fish?

WTF?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO ITS DAVE HES on the Train

Again WTF?
 
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

this is the 'best lyrics in the world' thread right?
 
vicisthebest said:
Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann and the Earth Band
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It is Bruce Springsteen's song so blame him.

Anyway, I heard this at a karaoke on Friday and it just goes to show how the performance of a song matters.
The guy who sang it just looked at the floor and stood still.

Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)

Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)

Get up, (get on up)
Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)

Wait a minute!
Shake your arm, then use your form
Stay on the scene like a sex machine
You got to have the feeling sure as you're born
Get it together, right on, right on.

Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)

Hah!

Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
 
Heard of The Giraffes? Thought not:

the lonely chicken…you gotta be…the lonely chicken
sitting lonely in the dirt…broken beak and boy does it hurt
and lonely chicken if you get the chance
you gotta bust right through the fence

how do you think that chicken feel?
the perfect packaged ani-meal
and bony chicken dont you lay no eggs
until they give you back your legs
choke on tears and try to speak
they seared and sealed your tiny beak
take this guitar…

tore his carcass from the tree
and now the chickens soul is free
lonely bird there on the street
looks for love to trade for meat
poor thing then lost its brain
and now its gone slowly insane
chicken lying in the sun….I just can't…not…eat you

One of my favoute bands though.
 
Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint
Now I gotta take a ****, get to the point
Sittin' on the toilet, my a** is a blast
Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my a**

Please fully star out all swearing in future. Thank you.
 
"All we hear is radio ga-ga radio goo-goo radio blah-blah"

A powerful vocal performance ruined by wtf lyrics
 
Me not working hard? Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak. Or better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak...

**** off, you annoying ****.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Me not working hard? Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak. Or better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak...

**** off, you annoying ****.
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That's already been posted twice! But yes, I do agree with you wholeheartedly. Urgh, just reading it again makes me annoyed >_<
 
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