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I haven't posted for a while
OMG HI2U.
A/S/L?
I'm James, 25 from Stourbridge.
YES THE BOILER IS A COMBI.
OMG HI2U.
A/S/L?
I'm James, 25 from Stourbridge.
YES THE BOILER IS A COMBI.
Ooooo look at me I'm moody and deep.
Soldato
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Are you ok??
I was hoping if we hit it off in our messages I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juice head and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again if not then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.
Please respond.
Stalker!
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OMG HI2U.
A/S/L?
I'm James, 25 from Stourbridge.
YES THE BOILER IS A COMBI.
That's one heck of a chat up line.
Had you mentioned that you were Corgi registered then maybe you would have pulled
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Also, wooo guitar buddies!
Winner of X-Factor !
That's one heck of a chat up line.
Had you mentioned that you were Corgi registered then maybe you would have pulled
Do you think any self respecting plumber would have that haircut?!
I'm not one to talk though...
W..t..f...! Lol. Kinda creepy.. My fave food is Lobster, and I used to watch One Tree Hill a lot...
I've got a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ego though.