The world has gone post apocalyptic: What skills do you bring to the table?

I know how to kill, clean and cook my own food plus I've a handy assortment of survival skills that I picked up over several holidays and camping trips also I'm bat **** crazy which is always good!
 
I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in the vast underground sugar caves.

I'm assuming of course the world will be ruled by radioactive giant super ants. If not, my plans kind of fall apart.
 
I'll be happy to kill and prepare the 'I told you so' conspiracy theorist nut-jobs that will be mocking us in abundance.
 
I can build castles in the air.
I am a skilled clockwatcher.
A professional swinger of lead.
Fulfil the quota of dead wood.
No, wait, that isn't me, I'm describing my colleagues in this darn office!
 
The thing I probably do best is problem solve; relating not immediately relatable things. I'm good at getting around whatever issue may present itself, especially when timing is very tight and not normally sufficient to complete the task. I leverage synergies.

In the new world I will ensure that "Synergy Leverager" is the most respected of all professions. I will wear a wizard's cape and you shall call me Merlisto, Grand High Lord of Synergy Leverage.
 
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Lucero said:
I'd take all the money out of the safes of the now, non existent banks, and start a new bank with good rates of borrowing to start money circulating again. (In local currencies). I'd also get communications reestablised with my immense knowledge of the Fourier Transform.
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isn't the fft a post event signal reconstruction method?
 
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