Does equality exist? Will it ever?

Killyouridols · 9 Dec 2011 at 21:51

pieplough said:
Quite possibly the stupidest thing I have read in GD recently. Well done OP.

Really? THE worst? Have a look at his post history, you'll have a ******* field day!

RomanNose · 9 Dec 2011 at 21:53

AberystwythLAD said:
She's a sandwich artist in Subway though........

It kind of is her job.

Sandwich artist? LOL that is the best job title I have ever heard. Is she contemporary or classical?

SuperTronNarwhal · 9 Dec 2011 at 21:53

What equal

Tibbz2 · 9 Dec 2011 at 21:55

Sexism, racism... whatever.

mollymoo · 9 Dec 2011 at 21:56

AberystwythLAD said:
She's a sandwich artist in Subway though........

It kind of is her job.

Yep definately britboy, you even have the same style of answers.

Then you have a get out of jail free card if she ever pulls a sexism claim on you, as it is her job you're far from sexist.

Besides you said you were married, or is this a bit on the side?

manic111 · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:02

AberystwythLAD said:
Has the black man ever been prosecuted for abusing the white man?

Yes

Has this ever happened in Britain in recent years on a media scale?

Yes

I mean, it probably has in low level, domestic cases but on a tabloid scale, have you witnessed it?

Yes

Have the tabloids just avoided it because it doesn't have as much emphasis as the vice versa does because of history? Are they playing on the history of the situation to sell newspapers?

Probably. Read a proper newspaper.

That racism thread, started by that other chap, got me thinking, does equality really exist in Britain? If I tell my girlfriend at university to make me a sandwich, am I sexist, or just hungry? Its a frightening thought in my opinion.

Huh?

The other day I was sat in bed with her in the morning, facing the other way (morning breath is vile), and I was thinking should I ask her or shouldn't I? I've only been with her for 3 weeks you see and she's a bit of a feminist.

Criminal: What you in for?
Me: Told the misses to make me a sarnie.
Criminal: I used to do that all the time back in the 70's.

HUH?

Does equality exist?

Will it ever exist?

Any other cases of hypocritical equality scenarios in Britain?

I look forward to hearing from you Overclockers members!

Eh?

Bennie-Mac · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:06

This thread is now about delicious biscuits. Personally I can't get enough of the classic workhorse the custard cream. None of these poncey deluxe biscuits!

mollymoo · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:08

Bennie-Mac said:
This thread is now about delicious biscuits. Personally I can't get enough of the classic workhorse the custard cream. None of these poncey deluxe biscuits!

Had some the other day, I forgot how good they were, seperate, eat the filling then the biscuits, nom nom

manic111 · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:10

mollymoo said:
Had some the other day, I forgot how good they were, seperate, eat the filling then the biscuits, nom nom

If you want to do that, it's all about Oreos.

mollymoo · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:18

manic111 said:
If you want to do that, it's all about Oreos.

Ha yeah just been watching the Futurama where all the components come in seperate packages, construct the Oreo, seperate, eat filling etc............... I like custard creams though

Robosapien · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:19

Does shortbread count as a biscuit?

SexyGreyFox · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:20

AberystwythLAD you are a legend.
My daughter is telling me to be quiet because i'm laughing so much.
Love your threads.

Rich_L · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:27

Robosapien said:
Does shortbread count as a biscuit?

Is a Jaffa Cake a cake or biscuit :confused:

Jokester · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:28

Rich_L said:
Is a Jaffa Cake a cake or biscuit

And more importantly, does it have VAT on it?

manic111 · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:31

Cake I believe. They start soft and go hard when they go off, whereas biscuits do the opposite.

It therefore does not have VAT on it.

craptakular · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:32

I am going through a pink waffer phase. Don't judge me...

Pighardia · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:38

Someone has left some maryland cookies on the counter at work, i am thikning of stealing them and blaming the guy who doesn't speak much English.

Naffa · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:42

It's quite an important question, but I feel like I can't post seriously, now.

All I'll say is (and this is to all you conservatives out there), equality does not equal sameness.

WoZZeR · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:45

AberystwythLAD said:
She's a sandwich artist in Subway though........

It kind of is her job.

A genuine LOL from me...... excellent and yet perverse job title.

SexyGreyFox · 9 Dec 2011 at 22:47

Is a doughnut a cake?