I am being literally targeted

Have a spray bottle ready, then spray it where the laser beam is passing you or wherever it is hitting. That way you can see the angle that the laser is coming from, and hopefully which house!
 
Plan 1:
Ignore him and he will get bored.

Plan 2:
  • Put up a webcam in your window (and make sure that the light from your laptop wont illuminate the room when you turn on your machine)
  • Make a sign that says (to the person who is shining your laser pen out at me, out of the window, this is a formal written warning to cease etc...your a lawyer, so you write something legal)
  • Wait until the person shines the laser on you, walk inside, get out sign, place sign on wall outside of house.
  • Now quickly turn on webcam (which is already in place, do so in the dark)
  • Do something else (like being in another room then going to bed) and then when curiousity gets the best of him and he comes to take a look record said person.
Option A:
Inform person A your are aware of actions and who it is

Option B:
Buy laser pointer
Target person back (for fun, not malice)

Some potential deductions
  • It is likely to be a teenage lad because someone else is unlikely to be up at this time or bored enough to be doing so.
  • The house must be in range to see you and then get prepared and then strike
  • The person is likely to be awake other nights at 2am so watch for windows with lights

Important things:
  • Don't look actively annoyed as this will antagonise (you know this already though I am sure)
  • Don't react to anything else if things go further (again you know this)
 
How funny would it be if the culprit was an OCuK member as well and now seeing a thread about it will never get bored and stop :p.

It's not me btw.
 
BlackDragon said:
Have a spray bottle ready, then spray it where the laser beam is passing you or wherever it is hitting. That way you can see the angle that the laser is coming from, and hopefully which house!
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good idea, was that from batman arkham city? ok he dosn't use a spray as he has that special vision but the idea is the same :)
 
Get someone else to look out of a window when he does this. Maybe phone home when you're just about to pull into the driveway. Then walk over to house and tell parents.
 
Once you know who is doing it, the next time he does it turn around quickly, scream in agony and collapse to the ground making a huge fuss so all your neighbours come out. Then call the police and sue him or his parents. :)
 
Yep, fake a retina burnout, scream in agony, making sure he sees it. Run down the stairs screaming as loud as you can and bust through your front door, with your hands covering your eyes, collapsing just as you reach the pavement. Whilst continuing to scream, drag yourself ascross the street on your belly and slowly bang on his door, begging for assitance.
 
God damn it, because of this thread i've just impulse-bought that Arctic Spyder III

(now I'll be able to annoy Raymond even more, LULZ)
 
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