Some chav *******ing s just tried to break into my sisters car!

asim18 · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:46

Heard some noise/commotion right outside my house, decided to have a peek and saw two ****s either side of my sister's car. Didn't even bother with the police this time, lets just say they were running for their **** lives.

Hope their ****ing dad's **** stained caravan burns down on Christmas eve.

PGdude · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:48

Why are there so many asterisks???

Shotgun_ned · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:48

Word.

TurnipHead · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:48

All I wanna know is what you censored in the title.

Throrik · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:48

Did you get a Mac 10 in time?

ng93 · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:50

Did you pop a cap in his ass?

And what prohibitively long swear is in the title?

This thread creates more questions than it answers...

No1newts · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:52

PGdude said:
Why are there so many asterisks???

I'm busy trying to work out what the word could be

asim18 · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:52

ng93 said:
And what prohibitively long swear is in the title?

Eminem's favourite word.

d_brennen · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:52

Was under 180 seconds or so I hear.

Any damage to the motor? I'd report it. Probably won't help but hayho

malthus · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:53

That sucks i got my car stolen once was a rubbish car though hardly worked lol

Throrik · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:53

1 too many *s for that. Unless my counting sucks.

metbandit1 · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:53

At least let the cops know about it!

They might think twice before doing it to anyone else if they went off running

Vita · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:54

Asim you had 3 mins, where was the mac 10's 'bra

randal · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:54

TurnipHead said:
All I wanna know is what you censored in the title.

Some chav unenterprising teats just tried to break into my sisters car!

Maybe...

twist3d0n3 · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:54

PGdude said:
Why are there so many asterisks???

motherflippin' innit

compboyo · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:55

are you big?

.Lethal · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:55

HOLY ************* *************************************** ***************** ****** ****** ****** ****** ** **** ************** BATMAN!

asim18 · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:55

compboyo said:
are you big?

Yeah bro. 7.8 inches. Why?

RomanNose · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:56

Do you actually posses a live firearm or is it a myth?

George Hincapie · 11 Dec 2011 at 19:57

asim18 said:
Heard some noise/commotion right outside my house, decided to have a peek and saw two ****s either side of my sister's car. Didn't even bother with the police this time, lets just say they were running for their **** lives.

Hope their ****ing dad's **** stained caravan burns down on Christmas eve.

Are you really Chuck Norris? :eek:

Some chav ***********ing ****s just tried to break into my sisters car!

Some chav *******ing s just tried to break into my sisters car!