Fess up !!!

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Playing with fire dropped a match into a big metal bin was huge like 6ft+ full of paper and stuff WOOOOF up it went legged it, sat at mine could hear the fire brigade heading down to sort it out.

Was at the local school luckily the bins were kept away from building.

I remember the porn barons from school! :D Seems few now hide here.....

O one of my greater achievements I shall always remember from school.

In year 11 a 5 a side tournament was going to happen, we had our team but the "uncool" lad of the group wanted in.
The rest of us drew straws to decide who would tell him he can't play with us. I got that straw, unfortunately we didnt get on to well anyway.
I lied and told another friend I had already told him and he wanted a word asap in the mobile. Off my friend goes to offer his condolences only to find upon arrival I hadn't done it :D

Thank you Joe for breaking the bad news I couldn't 8)
 
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sniffy said:
When I was about 12 me and my mate would go down to the local scout hall on Wednesday and abuse the scouts. This happened week after week after week. We'd usually just creep up to the window, open it, yell abuse ("you're really gay" or something to that effect) until we got chased away. Rinse and repeat. So lame looking back on it :D
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Haha, we did this all the time but they were called 'campaigners' and it was held in a local church. We once ran in and bombarded them all with snowballs :D.
 
When I was younger, probably around 12 or 13, there was a Christian group that ran summer events in a cabin/field just behind the caravan holiday park where my parents owned a static.

While arsing about around there one early evening I came across a dead rabbit with a few friends. After kicking it around for a while, I tied a rope that was nearby around its neck, swung it around in a circle until the insides flew out its butt, then hung it from a set of goalposts for the churchies to find in the morning.

It was already dead so I don't feel too guilty about that.
 
My mother once told me back in 1979 that the coke bottle, I watched her put in the cupboard was really full of car oil and I was not to drink it. I didn't believe her and once her back was turned, well I never made the mistake again.
 
I once spay painted my school with logos from my favourite bands. The red hot chillies logo kinda looks like a union jack, at a catholic school in N.Ireland it didnt go down too well :)

The headmaster at assembly announced we had been vandalised by loyalist thugs :D

That was in 3rd year, by 5th year i was deputy head boy. hahah
 
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When I was 12 I found a lighter in a field out playing. I innocently lit a few bits of hay in the field, and then before I knew what had happened, the wind had caught the hay, and the whole field went up. I did the only thing I could and ran. From further away I could see it took two fire engines to finally put it out. I never got caught or handed myself in.
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My last female house mate was a really nice girl but she admitted during a housemates-getting-very-drunk-session that she burned her grandmother's house down when she was younger!


Hmm.. I think I was far enough away from civilisation not to be a danger.. blew things up, burned things, just the usual really. It wasn't until later but that's past the age limit of this thread!
 
I spend a lot of time alone & have grown accustom to my own company but I carry all my dead friends around me with wherever I go no matter what I do. I kind of see it as my duty to involve them in my life & in some small way keep them alive in me.
There was a time when I stopped making freinds as I thought I was jinxed as I've lost so many mates over the years. :(

Nowadays I am Thankful for my peaceful life, I appreciate tiny things that go un noticed by others & I am as True to my word as I have ever been only these days my words are Righteous. :cool:

I do think it is time I opened up, I just wonder if You & the World are ready for what I really am & who I was. :o + :D + :p



(There may be some Spin in the above post I am practising for when I have to promote my book. :D)



I just wanted to thank the other posters for contributing to the thread so Thanks all. :cool:
 
Von Smallhausen said:
I have said before that malc should write a book.
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Well it's been a long time coming mate but I have enough material written/saved to sticks to put the final effort together & start trying to get it published.
This thread & others on here have been invaluable so Thanks to All whether a Lurker or a poster. :cool:
Special Thanks to those who have encouraged me to do something that I would never have attempted off my own back, The whole idea off writing about ones self is still ridiculous to me but it just got to the point where I thought if I don't at least try it I'll never know.
Thanks again. :)

If only one thing comes out of it my grammar & spelling have improved no end. :p
 
A weird one here but me and a friend in primary school use to sell Pens & random stationery at break time...funny thing is allot of people actually bought some off us at like 20-30p a time and it was actually quite profitable lol.

Some of out stock nicked from the teachers. :D

Oh and another confession,I stole a chocolate bar from a shop once again when i was 11-12 years old...wicked times. :D

and in high school me and a friend trashed one of the classrooms up,knocking over the tables and chairs...bookshelf over and paper everywhere lol,Someone seen us do it though and grassed us up...we got away with it though.
 
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I had drug fuelled parties at my Dad's place when he was away. I remember having a conversation with him in the Kitchen with a Bong behind him on top of a kitchen unit...that he never noticed. :eek: :D
 
4T5 said:
Well it's been a long time coming mate but I have enough material written/saved to sticks to put the final effort together & start trying to get it published.
This thread & others on here have been invaluable so Thanks to All whether a Lurker or a poster. :cool:
Special Thanks to those who have encouraged me to do something that I would never have attempted off my own back, The whole idea off writing about ones self is still ridiculous to me but it just got to the point where I thought if I don't at least try it I'll never know.
Thanks again. :)

If only one thing comes out of it my grammar & spelling have improved no end. :p
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Brilliant news, look forward to reading it!
 
I was about 6, I have always been a nerd and picked up things to read, I walked into a shop and picked up a magazine not realising that you have to pay for them :O. Walked out and no one noticed.
 
4T5 said:
Well it's been a long time coming mate but I have enough material written/saved to sticks to put the final effort together & start trying to get it published.
This thread & others on here have been invaluable so Thanks to All whether a Lurker or a poster. :cool:
Special Thanks to those who have encouraged me to do something that I would never have attempted off my own back, The whole idea off writing about ones self is still ridiculous to me but it just got to the point where I thought if I don't at least try it I'll never know.
Thanks again. :)

If only one thing comes out of it my grammar & spelling have improved no end. :p
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I look forward to reading this. Will you be publishing it for the kindle?
 
I don't know really I've got to put it together first & then proof read it (Listen to me :p)
Shouldn't take long then I have a few ideas to get it published, I'll aim for the top to start & then bang it out anywhere if I have no takers.
 
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