Fess up !!!
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Hey 4T5, never realised that you are malc30! Figured you'd just stopped posting, glad you're still here anyway
Part of the reason for resurrecting this thread was to connect 4T5 to malc30
I honestly didn't realise people didn't put 2 & 2 together, Sorry.The other reason was Blatant & shameless self promotion with about 2% actually gleaming relevent info.
Worked in a local super market, the havoc we got up to was unreal, I once got ****ed off with a friend for throwing a potato at me that I grabbed a whole cooked chicken and threw it at his head.
egg + bus, all over the front window, not me but a friend, ive never run so hard in my life.
Parents away at IOW fest, I had a house party.....a lot of people turned up, a lot of weed was smoked in my bedroom (that I didnt know about) Then some rather unsavoury characters turned up and stole almost everything in my room, turned out the next day he stabbed someone in the head with a screw driver...hes now in prison.
Taking lynx cans etc and lighting them then running away...CABOOM.
To name but a few but my fav one that i know of.
Friend coming back from night out smashes up car windows (idiot)
The police chase him and another friend, 1 gets away the other is court, the next day police turn up at the supermarket we worked at and hes on one of the tills, managers tell police this and off they go to arrest him. In between them entering the store and finding out where he is....someone else goes on the till! Gets arrested! gets all the way to the police station
"so son what should we call you? Sam? Samuel?"
"....err my name is Steve...."
Times are different now, and this was only 8ish years ago!
egg + bus, all over the front window, not me but a friend, ive never run so hard in my life.
Parents away at IOW fest, I had a house party.....a lot of people turned up, a lot of weed was smoked in my bedroom (that I didnt know about) Then some rather unsavoury characters turned up and stole almost everything in my room, turned out the next day he stabbed someone in the head with a screw driver...hes now in prison.
Taking lynx cans etc and lighting them then running away...CABOOM.
To name but a few but my fav one that i know of.
Friend coming back from night out smashes up car windows (idiot)
The police chase him and another friend, 1 gets away the other is court, the next day police turn up at the supermarket we worked at and hes on one of the tills, managers tell police this and off they go to arrest him. In between them entering the store and finding out where he is....someone else goes on the till! Gets arrested! gets all the way to the police station
"so son what should we call you? Sam? Samuel?"
"....err my name is Steve...."
Times are different now, and this was only 8ish years ago!
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Quite ashamed about this one.
When I was 18/19 I was with my then girlfriend of about 3 years. We were having a blazing row and she went too far.
She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mum wanted custody just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad lost it over the years.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't... her nose EXPLODED. I think I must have broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door.
So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mum came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'now forget it' - 'yo homes, to Bel Air.
When I was 18/19 I was with my then girlfriend of about 3 years. We were having a blazing row and she went too far.
She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mum wanted custody just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad lost it over the years.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't... her nose EXPLODED. I think I must have broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door.
So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mum came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'now forget it' - 'yo homes, to Bel Air.
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When I was 13 I was in class and my mate who was in 5th year was on his study period (really he was just hanging around waiting for the bus) and he passed by the window. decided to join him and while the teacher was out of class dealing with something I jumped out of the window and joined my friend. The teacher never noticed I was gone until this one boy decided to tell her. I caught the bus that night home and the next morning me and my family went to some family thing in manchester (we were living in surry) so I wasnt in school for the next week.
Everyone told this kid I had been suspended and when I got back I was gonna kick the living **** out of him.
I got back and the poor kid was so scared. During lunch I was walking towards the vending machine which he was at (I wanted a can of coke) and he saw me coming towards him he was shaking and suddenly he collapsed. I rushed over and helped him and when he came too he started crying telling me not to hurt him. I said why in the blue hell would I hurt him and he told me. I told him where I had gone and didnt even know he had said anything.
The poor kid had spent the week ****ing himself for nothing. I felt really guilty for it
When I went to Italy for a student exchange we were all due to go on a trip for the day and me and my mate said we were both sick. We spent the day in some cafe talking to some old guys who we think could have been mafia lol
When I was 18 I was walking to the shop and I spotted a friend of mine who I hadn't seen in a couple of years. We decided to pop into the cricket club across the road for a drink. We ordered and when we went to pay we were told there was a bar tab. Turns out it had been hired out for someones engagement. I would feel guilty but from the people we spoke to there they were dirty chavs.
Everyone told this kid I had been suspended and when I got back I was gonna kick the living **** out of him.
I got back and the poor kid was so scared. During lunch I was walking towards the vending machine which he was at (I wanted a can of coke) and he saw me coming towards him he was shaking and suddenly he collapsed. I rushed over and helped him and when he came too he started crying telling me not to hurt him. I said why in the blue hell would I hurt him and he told me. I told him where I had gone and didnt even know he had said anything.
The poor kid had spent the week ****ing himself for nothing. I felt really guilty for it
When I went to Italy for a student exchange we were all due to go on a trip for the day and me and my mate said we were both sick. We spent the day in some cafe talking to some old guys who we think could have been mafia lol
When I was 18 I was walking to the shop and I spotted a friend of mine who I hadn't seen in a couple of years. We decided to pop into the cricket club across the road for a drink. We ordered and when we went to pay we were told there was a bar tab. Turns out it had been hired out for someones engagement
. I would feel guilty but from the people we spoke to there they were dirty chavs.