Something funny to buy for a fiver...

Guru · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:14

Hi all,

My work are doing some secret santa this year and we all have to buy something for £5 for one random person in the office. I got my boss lol and I want to buy something funny, the person organising this has said as rude as possible.

Anyone got any suggestions? ..obviously forum friendly ones on here.

Thanks,

G

quickshot89 · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:16

Lube?

NarChaDBaueR · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:17

Butt plug.

ins0mn1ac · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:18

Put 500 pennies in a sock.

Rizo-UK · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:18

browse ann summers website, take your pick

Rizo-UK · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:19

ins0mn1ac said:
Put 500 pennies in a sock.

as you said rude, make sure its a used "hand shandy" sock

Buddah · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:22

In before the flesh light ;o)

RobotXander · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:22

I got a giant mouse from Tesco

USB

EDIT: Just saw the rude part....Hmmmm, how about a ***** of some variety?

Wolfe777 · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:24

If it's your boss, do NOT get him something rude in a sexual sense - it could seriously backfire.

At the most I'd go for something that gently mocked him, maybe a comedy mug or something, I don't know, one with an arrow saying Insert Whiskey here or something.

Do NOT get him a pair of comedy underpants with a similar Insert **** here, or the like, that's my advice.

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[TW]Sponge · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:25

Arse/Face soap?

FNGsam · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:27

Your letter of resignation?

TommyV · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:27

buy him a big black ***** for his butthole

checjb · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:40

How about the Wierd Science "The Fart Experiment" from Play £2.99 or an adult nappy (beware, this backfired seriously when given as a secret Santa to one of my more aged colleagues. Luckily I didn't give it).

megakid · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:44

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everything-...8196/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1324032197&sr=8-1

It's a blank book... I got a few for random friends and they found it funny but it's a throw away gift really.

POB · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:46

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Penis-Pokey...=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1324032320&sr=1-1

Its a book with a cut out to put something every man has, and it puts it in amusing situations.

You become a hot dog, or a banana.

fieldy · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:50

OP who do you work for?

Dan Dan · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:51

A ass about face sponge

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Gifts...8SBM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1324032639&sr=8-2

Edrof · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:52

BLOOD BATH SHOWER GEL
Not rude, though

[TW]Sponge · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:54

Dan Dan said:
A ass about face sponge

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Gifts...8SBM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1324032639&sr=8-2

Raymond Lin · 16 Dec 2011 at 10:58

Edrof said:
BLOOD BATH SHOWER GEL
Not rude, though

I am puttin together a parcel/present for a friend and this is perfect as she is a nurse. Lol thanks!