Buy that poster a Christmas present : A Fictional Tale

Strife212 · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:54

For you, Magnolia, I know how much you've always wanted one:

Castiel · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:55

Edrof said:
Castiel gets unlimited access to the Vatican's earliest archives. I'd probably throw in a Gutenberg Bible or two aswell as I'm that kind of guy.

You are far richer than I would have imagined....

Interestingly the Gutenberg Bibles (2) in the Vatican Library are incomplete...unlike the ones in the British Library, Bodleian Library and Eton....I think that all but one located in the UK is in fact complete.

But if you have the £20m quid lying around I would be extremely grateful...

Edrof · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:58

Posted two already. Via Yodel

I'm sure they'll be alright.

Castiel · 19 Dec 2011 at 12:59

Edrof said:
Posted two already. Via Yodel

I'm sure they'll be alright.

. I can imagine!

Nitefly · 19 Dec 2011 at 13:06

Nightglow said:
Wonder what we could get for 5UB.

The choice of a night spent with either MisChief or me.

Frankly if it's the former, I'd be devastated.

*pouts*

nydryl · 19 Dec 2011 at 13:12

I'd get Nitefly a framed handwritten copy of:

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 6/2(1+2)=1" - George Orwell

Only just noticed it and it made me spit drink everywhere.

Yas786 · 19 Dec 2011 at 13:17

Castiel said:
Dirtydog gets a 12 step programme on diversity awareness and acceptance......

I lol'd

...you need to get Cheets64 the same thing too

Cleeecooo · 19 Dec 2011 at 13:50

Nightglow said:
Interesting thread.

Wonder what we could get for 5UB.

A canon 600D ofcourse !

Nitefly · 19 Dec 2011 at 15:18

nydryl said:
I'd get Nitefly a framed handwritten copy of:

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 6/2(1+2)=1" - George Orwell

Only just noticed it and it made me spit drink everywhere.

Awww you sweety *ruffles hair*

Edrof · 19 Dec 2011 at 15:19

I'd get Raymond Lin anti-laser shutters for his windows.

joxang · 19 Dec 2011 at 15:20

I'd get aberLAD a ladder so he can escape from the institution

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Castiel · 19 Dec 2011 at 15:24

Get Asim some '3 second Gun Grease' for his MAC10 collection...and some Skin Bleaching Cream for his Member......

Buy kedge 'On the origin of species by means of natural selection' by Charles Darwin....and 'De Genesi ad litteram' by Augustine of Hippo.

Get Bhavv the book 'Objectivity' by Lorraine Daston and Peter Galison.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:46

ThundyCat said:
Tefal gets a kettle to compliment his toaster.

a sexy furry poster as it's clearly his thing ¬_¬

^TANK^ · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:49

Tefal gets a Russell Hobbs flesh light.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:50

don't make me burn you ^TANK^! :mad:

^TANK^ · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:52

Burn my prostate please master <3.

Raikiri · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:52

[FnG]magnolia;20830441 said:
I read that as Chinese lights and just about ****** myself

I was execting the worst after multicoloured to be honest.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:53

^TANK^ said:
Burn my prostate please master <3.

*gets the deep heat*

^TANK^ · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:57

Tefal said:
*gets the deep heat*

Fetches Anal Speculum.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2011 at 17:59

^TANK^ said:
Fetches Anal Speculum.

Oh you won't be needing that, I've brought my own tool :eek: