Home alone - no internet - now what?

[Jonny69]

I'm home alone tonight and I have no internet access. I have no idea what to do now

Ideas?

 

[Vonhelmet]

Set up elaborate traps for burglars.

 

[Gilly]

DIY, or watch telly.

I've got a huge backlog of films to watch :/

 

[Rich_L]

Lounge around in pants and a string vest drinking Stella and eating an extra-large Dominos while flicking between Bravo and the Adult Preview Channels.

 

[ash_scotland88]

Clear out the porn saved on your computer by watching and testing the satisfaction of each film.

 

[Adam_101]

Set up elaborate traps for burglars.

+1

 

[unwashed potato!]

workout mofo

yes i'm the greatest, no need to thank me just pay it forward

 

[Hastarius]

Fap without the internet.
Not as hard as you may think

 

[Sho]

Set up elaborate traps for burglars.

 

[TheCenturion]

Yet you're posting on OcUK?

Unless you're at work/posting from phone?

 

[MrMoonX]

Fap without the internet.
Not as hard as you may think

like that episode of peep show when jeremy tries to fap to Marks warhammer magazine

 

[willhub]

Get a mobile phone with internet!

 

[RomanNose]

Dig a tunnel in your garden that goes to the pub.

 

[4T5]

I'd just tether my tablet to my moby, the days of being off line are history.

 

[EGuitarStar]

Open phone book and prank call random people.

 

[Cosimo]

Read/Radio/TV/Dvd/Hobby, the choice is yours.

(Hack into neighbours Wi-Fi)

 

[Siliconslave]

give your imagination (and right arm) a work out

(Set up elaborate traps for burglars)

 

[Jonny69]

Yet you're posting on OcUK?

Unless you're at work/posting from phone?

Still at work dude

give your imagination (and right arm) a work out

I don't want to end up in hospital (or arrested)

 

[Glaucus]

Watch films and browse ocuk. You must still have mobile Internet.

Oh and cook and make a thread.

 

[Siliconslave]

I don't want to end up in hospital (or arrested)

where's your sense of adventure

Cooking of some type doesn't sound like a bad idea, maybe try some of heston's stuff on the channel4 site if you want a bit more drama