Home alone - no internet - now what?

[Kazz]

Build a fort.

Out of cheese.

Then fap.

 

[Jambo]

Out of cheese.

Then fap.

A fort out of fap cheese?

 

[Kazz]

A fort out of fap cheese?

I suppose if he had enough time and the right utensils he could start the cheese making process from his dairy product.

 

[freak2002]

play Skyrim.

 

[EGuitarStar]

Gather neighbours and start a vigalante group.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Drink, fap, and post on OcUK.

 

[twist3d0n3]

fap
clear up that pile of tissues
do some cooking
play some offline games
have another fap
bed
one more fap to send you to sleep

That's generally how most of my evenings go, with or without internet

this, this a thousand times.

maybe 1 more fap in there actually

 

[elmuzzy66.]

Open beer, bust a nut and skyrim

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Play pretend soldiers with three action men and then urinate on their plastic bodies once you've mock-killed them. Post pictures in GD and watch everyone turn into hysterical toddlers.

 

[buckeejit]

Dig a tunnel in your garden that goes to the pub.

Or just open the door and walk there?

 

[Shayper]

Drink, fap, and post on OcUK.

This man speaks from great experience!

 

[Tolmekian]

I expect an update on what you got up to tonight Jonny and whether our suggestions fell on deaf ears

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I've got it. You'll thank me when your hear how amazing this is...


Go outside.








Mind - blown.

 

[Rameses]

I wonder what he decided on?

Clearly the option above is by far the most extreme!

 

[smit101]

Read a book!

 

[Tolmekian]

I've got it. You'll thank me when your hear how amazing this is...


Go outside.








Mind - blown.

Don't be ridiculous

Every post in this thread has been aimed at giving the OP something to do, someone always has to cross the line and post something like that.

 

[Mark A]

I've got it. You'll thank me when your hear how amazing this is...


Go outside.

And then...

 

[Tom0]

Jonny69 stuck for something to do!?

What is this world coming to!?

Get in your garage and build something to make us laugh.

 

[theNude]

Go see a mate

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

I'd just tether my tablet to my moby, the days of being off line are history.

What this man says.