Be careful what you wish for.

Marky · 23 Jan 2012 at 12:04

Craig1981 said:
Worst "I'm a post op transvestite and I want my Johnson back" thread ever.

HAH

In reply to the OP... maybe I do maybe I don't - but you shouldn't expect a reply without giving your regretful wish first

GhostlyPea · 23 Jan 2012 at 12:30

Title reminds of the old Goosebumps books. I loved those

- GP

Lunawolfy · 23 Jan 2012 at 12:36

GhostlyPea said:
Title reminds of the old Goosebumps books. I loved those

- GP

:O

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 15:24

Scuzi said:
Been having a bit on the side and got caught?

Nope I don't do affairs and I have a very strong view of anyone that does.

Craig1981 said:
Worst "I'm a post op transvestite and I want my Johnson back" thread ever.

I`m not a transvestite ya freak!!

Participant · 23 Jan 2012 at 15:29

I once wished I was rich and powerful. Unfortunately, I woke up as a Colombian drug lord and was shot and killed.

Scuzi · 23 Jan 2012 at 15:34

Mrs Seakitchen said:
Nope I don't do affairs and I have a very strong view of anyone that does.

Sorry, I should have been clearer! I didn't mean an affair. I was talking about crystal meth.

So when is this cryptic female conundrum going to bare some fruit for those of us who just can't wait to find out?

TommyV · 23 Jan 2012 at 16:06

Morgoth said:
I once wished that I had a willy that was so big it touched the floor, a few seconds later my legs disappeared.

hahaha.

Skidder · 23 Jan 2012 at 17:40

Craig1981 said:
Worst "I'm a post op transvestite and I want my Johnson back" thread ever.

Post op transvestites still have their Johnsons they are just sliced in two, pushed inside them and then have the hat used to fashion an important lady element.

j_walsh · 23 Jan 2012 at 17:56

Skidder said:
Post op transvestites still have their Johnsons they are just sliced in two, pushed inside them and then have the hat used to fashion an important lady element.

Something you've looked into?

nemtizz · 23 Jan 2012 at 17:57

Post-nut syndrome can be terrifying, I know.

Skidder · 23 Jan 2012 at 17:59

j_walsh said:
Something you've looked into?

Yep

, a colleague of mine had it done so was quite the discussion point in our office.

Strife212 · 23 Jan 2012 at 18:01

Skidder said:
Post op transvestites still have their Johnsons they are just sliced in two, pushed inside them and then have the hat used to fashion an important lady element.

w1lliam · 23 Jan 2012 at 18:05

Robbie G said:
I once wished I was rich and powerful. Unfortunately, I woke up as a Colombian drug lord and was shot and killed.

I did something similar, I had seven wishes and they were all duds. :mad:

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 19:32

thread derailed ya silly sausages

sparky05084 · 23 Jan 2012 at 19:42

I once wished I could sail a cruise ship really fast and close to the land so I could show off. Then I crashed into a rock.

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Jan 2012 at 20:14

w1lliam said:
I did something similar, I had seven wishes and they were all dudes.

Mrs Seakitchen said:
thread derailed ya silly sausages

There wasn't much to derail in the first place. What did you do, anyway?

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 20:22

^^nothing at all I once wished I could buy all the clothes in the world when I guessed all the winnin lottery numbers but meh forgot to get a ticket!!!

[TW]Sponge · 23 Jan 2012 at 20:40

Mrs Seakitchen said:
^^nothing at all I once wished I could buy all the clothes in the world when I guessed all the winnin lottery numbers but meh forgot to get a ticket!!!

Punctuation is rife with this one.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 21:22

[TW]Sponge;21103809 said:
Punctuation is rife with this one.

Ahhh pipe down grammer police!

[TW]Sponge · 23 Jan 2012 at 21:41

Mrs Seakitchen said:
Ahhh pipe down grammer police!

Grammar.