Soldato
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*adjusts tie*
*clears throat*
*checks watch*
You mean it's not?
*clears throat*
*checks watch*
You mean it's not?
Forever alone on Valentines Day
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A good way to differentiate yourself from the crowd and the rabble.
I see what you did there
Soldato
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Actually, you've given me a great idea (aka excuse)
Hand her some cheap flowers on Wednesday and explain that it's a leap year - surely this is a win ?!
Soldato
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Lol forever alone here hahaa. At least I'll be workin out. Will drive straight home and not go anywhere near the shops or grocery stores to avoid reams of panicked dudes looking flowers and such.
^^
lol last year the line of blokes in my local tesco, all on the way home from work, clutching flowers and chocolates... I wanted to point an laugh. I don't think I've ever seen so many uncomfortable looking guys in the supermarket all at one time, haha. You get to see the same facial expression when standing in line at a urinal, only they were holding roses and belgian chocolates instead of their dicks
lol last year the line of blokes in my local tesco, all on the way home from work, clutching flowers and chocolates... I wanted to point an laugh. I don't think I've ever seen so many uncomfortable looking guys in the supermarket all at one time, haha. You get to see the same facial expression when standing in line at a urinal, only they were holding roses and belgian chocolates instead of their dicks
Soldato
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^^
lol last year the line of blokes in my local tesco, all on the way home from work, clutching flowers and chocolates... I wanted to point an laugh. I don't think I've ever seen so many uncomfortable looking guys in the supermarket all at one time, haha. You get to see the same facial expression when standing in line at a urinal, only they were holding roses and belgian chocolates instead of their dicks
Lol
funny when u can tell the checkout girl is doing her best not to laugh!
In for me, either doing some uni work -most likely quantum mechanics, or BF3, who am I kidding it'll be BF3. Doesn't bother me as I'm seeing Brand New on Wednesday
Dude..
You need to get laid.
Dude... Are you a returnee? Or are you just plain rude to most people on this forum in pretty much any thread you post in?
I have seen your posts around the forums, and if you don't pack it in, I cannot see you lasting here very long.
Sorry I didnt think it was rude, it was a joke...
Maybe I should have used an emoticon or an exclamation mark, as its sort of hard to convey things through text.
Maybe YOU need to get laid?!
(joke!)
I shall let you off, but you need to be careful what you post as you seem to be sticking out like a sore thumb at the moment.
You are posting as so you have been here before, since you joined.
Sorry I didnt think it was rude, it was a joke...
Maybe I should have used an emoticon or an exclamation mark, as its sort of hard to convey things through text.
Maybe YOU need to get laid?!
(joke!)
This is why we have the tongue smiley.
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The girls are always on heat around this time of year. You can see them on the train, there is a window where girls are open to be approached, more inclined not too think you are a weirdo perv. It finished tomorrow. Better try talking to a strange girl today or you will miss the window.
Yeah I have a very bad habit of just typing whats in my head directly to the screen without really thinking until its too late.
I will try to excercise a little self moderation from this moment onwards.
Most of my rants/observations are meant in good humour though, even though I seem to be a bit rubbish at getting it across.
Hmm, I cant see a tongue smiley?
I will try to excercise a little self moderation from this moment onwards.
Most of my rants/observations are meant in good humour though, even though I seem to be a bit rubbish at getting it across.
Hmm, I cant see a tongue smiley?
