Pain when landing after a jump

ChocolateStarfishRammer · 23 Feb 2012 at 12:59

When I jump off anything, say over 5ft high.. When I land I get this agonising pain around my gouch and upper inner legs. Feels really tight and sharp and will last probably 10mins or so.

The pain is so intense, every time it happens I genuinely think I've seriously injured myself.

What the hell is this!?

NarChaDBaueR · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:00

Probably because you're so tall.

moss · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:01

Why you jumping off things over 5ft high? That's a fair jump!

twist3d0n3 · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:02

it's your testicles trying to escape

smit101 · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:02

5 ft is high up, of course it hurts, stop doing it.

Pestilence · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:03

Vaginal trauma.

frosty03 · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:03

in!

5ft! you're trying for a darwin award

metbandit1 · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:04

Pestilence said:
Vaginal trauma.

Castiel · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:04

Jumping (as opposed to ascending and dropping) 5ft is quite a shock to the body.....you may have groin strain.....go to see your GP.

Kutter · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:05

stop jumping over garden fences while holding TV's or various newly aquired loot etc under your arms.

ThomasTheTankEngine · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:06

Definitely an alien trying to escape.

Trick is to jump off something 50ft high and it'll just pop right out.

Tephnos · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:07

I get that same pain in my ankles when I land and forget to roll or something.

Xordium · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:07

Inguinal hernia see your GP. I expect your GP will tell you stop jumping off fences.

Mad_Jay · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:07

Does it feel like you could die? I would claim if I was you.

pingwing · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:08

No medical threads!

So checking are you sure you are alive and are not just imagining the pain being a ghost?

Edrof · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:08

I get this exact same pain when reading about 20% of GD threads. What do we want? A cure! When do we want it? Now, but acting retroactively to assuage the pain of past agonies!

SMN · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:08

Oh goodie a medical thread. This wont last long.

edscdk · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:09

jump from 50ft is it 10x more painfull?

edscdk · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:10

SMN said:
Oh goodie a medical thread. This wont last long.

its not really medical its stupidity? Its along the lines of "every time I poke myself in the eye it really hurts" the only answer is DONT DO IT THEN...

'Wes · 23 Feb 2012 at 13:11

Do a barrel roll.