How strange am I? What strange things do you like?

I like the smell of:
1) Petrol
2) Solvents - Especially Polycement (model airplane glue) as it smells like peardrops!
3) My own farts

Other things I like:
1) The immense satisfaction of scratching one's itchy ballsack
2) My teddy bear
3) Seeing fat girls fall over. It is very funny.
4) Sticking my face in a nice large pair of ****
5) Lifting one leg up to fart when I am sat down
6) A shower in the morning and a shower at night
7) Taking my shoes off in the office
8) The feeling of excitement when it is home time at work
9) The feeling of relief/happiness/comfort after taking a very large number two
 
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Hmmm 50 posts and I was agreeing with almost all these nice smells.
My own perverted smell to add is the peppery chemical smell of a blank CD/DVD
 
I like strawberry jam on scrambled eggs.

Videos of people squeezing spots or earwax on Youtube, it feels like a great wrong has been righted, sort of Batman-esque
 
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Fran said:
I like strawberry jam on scrambled eggs.

Videos of people squeezing spots or earwax on Youtube, it feels like a great wrong has been righted, sort of Batman-esque
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There is videos of people squeezing spots on youtube?!?! WHAT the what?


Edit - yes there is! *away to throw up*
 
Brochures, books and stationary are to die for - if a shiny catalouge comes through the door I have to flick through it and sniff the pages.
 
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