unimportant things that annoy you

The overuse of 'literally':

"I literally walked down the street as the bus literally turned the corner and I literally only had enough change..."

And "turn around and said":

"And I turned around and said to him... and he turned around and said to me... and I turned around and said...."

All that turning would make them dizzy surely?!

There was a good discussion on the over use of literally. It literally was hilarious.
 
My number one most unimportant thing/s that I hate are hand driers that cut out unless you put your hands behind the flow of air.
 
People who seem unable to navigate roundabouts and indicate their intentions at the same time.

People who ruin a NSL section of my scenic route home by driving at 45 mph and hammering the brakes on gentle corners. These are usually the same people that sail past the 30 zone signs at 45.

People who MUST overtake me, while I'm doing roughly 70 in the inside lane on an empty motorway, only to cut back in front and slow to 69.995 mph about a foot in front of me.

In fact, other people on the road in general
 
I hate it when my Bag/Sachel makes a sqeaky sound. annoys the life out of me, i keep my ipod in when ever im wearing it.
 
Haha! That reminded me of another. I know a girl who will question things by saying 'No offense but...', followed by something completely inoffensive or directed towards no-one.

E.g. an advert may come on the telly and say 'All new and improved...'. And she'd say 'No offense, but can something be both new and improved?'. Who does she think she's offending?!
 
Poor lane discipline at roundabouts
people who don't understand how indicators work.
people that feel the need to brake the micro seconds before turning indicate.
People not joining motorways and dual carriage ways at the speed limit then stopping at the bottom, I don't have the power to be hitting 60-70mph in less than a quarter of a mile.
people who do 40 on an nsl road then continue at 40 when it drops to 40.
people who fail to make progress on nsl then flash me for overtaking.
 
People who get in a car and think they are He-Man.
People who say "yea no" which is it???? yes or no, not frigging both
Eastenders
Jeremy Kyle
Going to the cupboard for a snack and dont fancy any of it.
Getting hangovers
Phil Mitchell
Adverts in the middle of films
 
My mother in law starting every sentence with "As I said..." when she's not f'ing said anything yet.

My sister in law finishing every sentence with "...do you know what I mean?".
 
Tesco charging a different price for fuel at one petrol station than another a 10 miles away......... :mad:

Having to share vans at work & one guy in particular who feels the need to have the interior light set to always off. Oh and numerous drivers who rather than simply close the air vents in the dash decide to mash them in all manner of stupid directions meaning it takes an age to get them right again. JUST CLOSE THEM IF YOU DONT WANT TO FEEL THE BREEZE.
 
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