The 2012 April fools jokes thread.

KNiVES said:
You call it April fools day I call it retarded lie day for idiots with nothing better to do and should castrate their pathetic selves as soon as possible with blunt spoons dipped in battery acid.
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Haha, for a second there you had me going! Then I remembered the date.

Well played sir!
 
AdBlock one was pretty funny :p I was like Huh?! O.o

Also YouTube is now taking orders of DVDs, I ordered the whole of YouTube, but it won't get delivered for 30 years or so. :(
 
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Remember guys, you got until noon, then April Fools is over! (I think in USA though you can pull an April Fools until 23:59)

Someone on another forum posted an AF joke saying that Maggie Thatcher has died. I didn't believe it. Quick nose on news sites confirmed my suspicions.
 
Photobox emailed me with their offer for a printer that prints pictures on to toast. Scans in the picture and then burns it on to the bread.

Although an April fool, I actually want one of them.... :(
 
BMW driverless Running Coach

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As an official sponsor of London 2012, BMW has been inspired to develop a new technology helping customers to boost their fitness in the run up to the Games. The new driverless Running Coach feature uses a combination of ConnectedDrive technologies and surround view cameras to enable the car to follow the runner, at a safe distance, while pounding the pavement. To help with motivation, integrated exterior speakers play encouraging words while the Lock Out Logistics feature makes sure that any distance set is completed without cheating.

Alvin Alaff, Head of Futile Innovations at BMW’s renowned Forschungs und Innovationszentrum, said “It’s a car gym but not as we know it.” Further details on the driverless Running Coach can be found by contacting 0800 561 0080 or emailing [email protected]
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My mate on FB.

David:-
Sniggering in bed after just seeing my gf rush out to work thinking she was late. All clocks and alarms altered in house. Great Success!
 
Just waiting for the headline in the local rag.

"Boyfriend stabbed in bed by fully clothed professional"
 
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