For all the blind daters and internet daters out there...

[zootfloot]

 

[Tyron]

*waits for someone to click*

 

[bhavv]

Sexiest woman alive in the world!

 

[Russinating]

Elbows too pointy.

 

[rz30]

Irn bru, made in Scotland by Girdaas

 

[pingwing]

So this explains Scotland....

 

[shifty_uk]

Always hated Irn Bru adverts. The drink is rubbish aswell.

Why is Scotland so rubbish at everything?

 

[touch]

Always hated Irn Bru adverts. The drink is rubbish aswell.

The adverts are not brilliant, but the drink is great

 

[HEADRAT]

She's a looker alright, POF!

 

[rz30]

Always hated Irn Bru adverts. The drink is rubbish aswell.

Why is Scotland so rubbish at everything?

Not true, they were world elephant polo champions in 2004.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4073353.stm

 

[4T5]

There's a Moose Loose abowt this Hoouse.

 

[touch]

Not true, they were world elephant polo champions in 2004.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4073353.stm

After the amount of celebrating that was done that night, i dont blame anybody for forgetting the result

 

[bhavv]

Where can I sign up to give her more babies?

 

[rz30]

Looks are skin deep.

 

[bhavv]

Looks are skin deep.

She has nice pasty. It must be smashed some more.

 

[HEADRAT]

Looks are skin deep.

Yeah but that's a lot of skin

 

[Richie]

Not true, they were world elephant polo champions in 2004.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4073353.stm

Scotland is also World champions at Tug of War.

 

[rz30]

Scotland is also World champions at Tug of War.

Nice, impressed, no mean feat.

 

[badcompany]

nice stereotyping.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Blimey she scrubs up well, wonder what she looks like with no makeup!?