Never been with a Chinese bird...

[Stumble Bum]

posting on the internet about it..... I think this must be your first time having sex.

Congrats.

 

[magick]

What?!? GCSEs?!?!

No she 23. Studying business.

 

[The Halk]

Serious business.

 

[Deific]

What?!? GCSEs?!?!

 

[Number_25]

*slow claps*

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Does she know about your ... tendencies?

 

[magick]

posting on the internet about it..... I think this must be your first time having sex.

Congrats.

Not really but first time in a about a year. plus never been with a oriental women before

 

[Nitefly]

No she 23. Studying business.

Serious business.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Serious business.

Ha!

 

[Gecco]

Your first trap ?

 

[Raoh]

But boys its happened tonight. And she was hot..

Perhaps you should get a world map and some tacks and start charting your progress as you 'gotta lay 'em all!' - be sure to keep us updated with pics too!

jk

 

[twist3d0n3]

a oriental women

head = exploderised

 

[Monkeynut]

Don't you have a learner "L" glued to your boxers though?

 

[The Halk]

Ok the thread has gone on long enough, we've all wondered and we've all hinted but nobody has come out right and asked.

Was it like this _ rather than | ?

 

[magick]

Ok the thread has gone on long enough, we've all wondered and we've all hinted but nobody has come out right and asked.

Was it like this _ rather than | ?

_

 

[twist3d0n3]

you only got it up to half mast?

 

[MrViper]

so you can get sex delivered to your door these days?

 

[joxang]

YOU ARE SOCIALLY RETARDED

Have got to be this ^ to post about it in GD straight afterwards. Either that, or aged 16 and an idiot (though kudos in that case for bagging a 23 year old !).

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

_

Woah it's definitely tilting, like it's at an angle.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Never been with a bird...

That's more like it.