Never been with a Chinese bird...

[robgmun]

I was hoping you wouldn't appear and get all creepy but then you did.

I think this thread is all kinds of creepy already

 

[MooMoo444]

The creepy level of this thread cannot compete with the harvesting dog semen one.

 

[robgmun]

True, i wonder what would happen if we merged them??

 

[Col_M]

A Chinese girl came back to yours soon after meeting her on the street. Did she she give you a deep "massage" around your lower back?

Expect a visit soon from a couple big guys with a cool box and kiss your kidneys goodbye.

 

[mrk]

Probed, lol!

 

[InKursion]

This thread is absolutely hilarious.

 

[lookitsjonno]

Are you related to Tony Williams?

 

[SubFocus]

just wait
op will surely deliver

 

[PiKe]

Am I the only one that expected to see a punchline when clicking this thread?

 

[TommyV]

Once pulled a Malaysian bird who was studying here.

Never again, her breath stunk.

 

[hyper_piper45]

I can't see any pics! Brb reinstalling the internet.

 

[paullewis323]

Congratulations on losing your V

 

[MooMoo444]

Congratulations on losing your V

I lost mine when I was only 12.

It's pretty frustrating though, I should ha_e gotten a new keyboard ages ago.

 

[NeilF]

I chatted up face to face and ended up marrying a cracking English lass 8 years younger than me , maybe i should create a thread.

If you were under 25, I think you should!!!

 

[Aeleys]

just wait
op will surely deliver

I think you'll find it's the place he orderd from doing that.

 

[Darr2cool78]

if her dad reads this your dead...



too late!!

 

[Narj]

I nearly had a threesome with two Chinese girls but then I thought, 2 Wongs don't make a right.

 

[wildman]

Best with pancakes.

and hoi sin sauce

 

[wildman]

Once pulled a Malaysian bird who was studying here.

Never again, her breath stunk.

before or after you put your junk in there ?

 

[Ahleckz]

But boys its happened tonight. And she was hot..

Did you kill her before or after you got with her?