Chemistry/Sulhpur question

[opstrat]

op while ur at it, i here amazon are doing good deals on yellow cake uranium, try burning it with that.

 

[Tefal]

Thanks for the advice everyone. I won't be buying any now.

Just that I was reading a spiritual book last night that said burning it cleanses your home/banishes negative entities. Thought I'd double check first before trying it though..

well you are essentially covering any damp surface in acid, possibly in times gone by that acted as a very mild disinfectant and the people who burnt it got sick less often so the myth grew. but now there really is no excuse or gain.

 

[oldbag]

The next thread will be 'Hey guys, to save electricity i've built a nuclear reactor in my bedroom but I'm suffering headaches and other weird symptoms, what could that be?'

 

[twist3d0n3]

stay away from spiritual books in future... for the love of god

 

[Haggisman]

Please just buy and eat the sulphur, you can't genuinely be this stupid!

 

[Narj]

OP - you are a special *********. Don't ever leave this place!

 

[danza]

*Looks at OP*

*Looks at question*

Yeah, burn it. It'll be fine.

 

[Skidder]

Let me guess, now you've turned your back on the lizard people and want to start your new materialistic life in Dubai, you want to unlock the mysteries of alchemy to fund your jetski buying spree. Am I right?

Can it be true, that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

 

[Gooner Leroy]

Thanks for the advice everyone. I won't be buying any now.

Just that I was reading a spiritual book last night that said burning it cleanses your home/banishes negative entities. Thought I'd double check first before trying it though..

I think as someone has already mentioned, just spray febreeze everywhere!

 

[Kazz]

Someone's let him on the internet again unsupervised?!

Bloody tories and their cuts.

 

[Morgoth]

Aha what a great thread for a friday.

 

[Skidder]

burning it cleanses your home/banishes negative entities. Thought I'd double check first before trying it though..

so does therapy

 

[Efour]

Hmm burning sulphur, very fine grade powder... hmmm good idea.

As for warding evil spirits and JuJu, i always use Mr Kabiru from Peckham SE15.
If you want i can give you his bongo number and you can arrange an exorcism. (100% success or you pay no monies)

My son was playing football in the park and a squirrel with a bad spirit hexed him but after 250 quid, beating him with a hose for 2h and putting cigarette butts out on the soles of his feet, he was cured.

 

[lolism]

Why are you asking about this and not burning it? Just let us know the outcome when your finished.

 

[LOAM]

Ive been here a relatively long time and seen many threads that have left me thinking about the mental state of the OP but this one is on a totally different level. I genuinely think though that this just might be one of, if not THE stupidest threads I have ever seen spanning many forums over many years.

Kwerk, if you're reading this, this is the level of thread you should be aspiring to.

 

[Skidder]

 

[shoes]

Darwin is sad

 

[shoes]

Thanks for the advice everyone. I won't be buying any now.

Just that I was reading a spiritual book last night that said burning it cleanses your home/banishes negative entities. Thought I'd double check first before trying it though..

Stop reading that nonsense, it only serves to make you look silly.

 

[Disco Boy]

quote from the page selling it :-



Burning sulphur kills spiritual parasites and banishes the area of negative spiritual entities.

Also placing it in the souls of your shoes protects you when you are out and about.

is this real life?

 

[James J]

******* LOL

Jesus, magick you just get worse.