Tell us a secret

Mason- said:
There was a thread similar to this and IMO better executed.

The OP had an e-mail address set up where you e-mail him your secret and he posts it so it's anonymous.

You get some much better secrets... but you also get a lot of fakes.
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You're right. Dammit. I think it was Burnsy who acted as the messenger? Well, we're being frank and open so maybe we'll get some interesting stuff regardless :)

In 1994 I was escorted from the Sauchiehall Halls of Residence, naked, by a selection of kitchen porters and angry 1st years :) I was then given a blanket by a Police Officer who told me to 'put it away or let me arrest you.'

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I think he means literally a dug, since they'll eat their own vomit. And other dugs vomit. And sniff faeces. And my crotch.
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So hot.
 
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[FnG]magnolia;22009725 said:
You're right. Dammit. I think it was Burnsy who acted as the messenger? Well, we're being frank and open so maybe we'll get some interesting stuff regardless :)

In 1994 I was escorted from the Sauchiehall Halls of Residence, naked, by a selection of kitchen porters and angry 1st years :) I was then given a blanket by a Police Officer who told me to 'put it away or let me arrest you.'
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Interesting! In 1994 I was going to the garage regularly and I frequently ended up staying the night in those halls if I managed to pull.

I never saw any naked people though, outside of rooms, and I didn't see anything like enough naked people inside rooms.
 
We'd just been to the garage and I was doing my best to por - uh, get to know my sister's best friend who was so, so fine. Then I went to the loo (in my sister's cupboard), decided I needed to go for a wander and ended up in the kitchen area.

Naked.

What a night! I remember thanking the lady Officer for not arresting me even though she probably should have done.
 
It won't be annon if the person who emailed sends it from a known email address. :/

I have loads of secrets and only me know about them. I have done well to keep them a secret for so long. :D

EDIT: I am sure there was a secret thread before..... it become messy if I remember as people just started to make up stories and not tell the truth.
 
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I woke up in the early morning after a night out and found myself in a bedroom with two girls going at it, made my day. I was not asked to join in though :(
 
Slept with my best mates sister, not drop dead hot but girl next door kind of hot. Stole 20 quid in 1995 from my dad.. still feel bad about it.
 
I think there is a website for this kind of thing, where people send in annonymous stories, can't remember the url though, I just remember it being VERY depressing
 
2001, Zambia. I had just finished with school (I went to public school) and was taking the obligatory 'gap yah' before uni. Actually it ended up being 2 years. One of my good school friends father worked as consultant for an oil in DR Congo and my friend had invited me down there to for a couple weeks. While his dad worked in DR Congo, the family house was in Zambia. It was actually a really nice house in a compound where other westerners lives, with armed guards the whole lot.

Well as you can guess there is not a lot to do in Zambia, so we got the idea to go see Victoria Falls. We rented a couple of jeeps (actually they were toyotas) and set off up there. We plotted out a route mostly going back roads, for a few reasons. A. Zambia basically only has 4 or 5 proper roads and they are all death traps. B. As westeners there was a mild possiblility of running in to bandits along these main roads, so the back roads are actually safer. C. It would be more fun.

So we packed our gear and set off one morning about 5am to get some miles in before the heat set in. My friend's driver/guard (who carried an AK47 btw) joked with us that we should watch for bandits, etc, he had been saying we should hire his cousin as an armed guide, but we didn't particularly want to hang out with 40 yr old Africa dude for the whole trip. We planned for a 2 day drive, sleeping in the jeeps and tbh those Zambians are notoriously errr... let's say they borrow a lot from ancient Greek culture. We would go alone.

So off we are going, 5am in Zambia with hundreds of miles of dirt/mud roads to cover. This is going to be awesome.

Or so we thought...
 
Whenever I post my full name on forums I usually get asked

"oh are you the drummer in <famous band>?"

Since no hot chicks have ever asked me, with the offer of sleeping with them, I just say no.
 
[FnG]magnolia;22009725 said:
In 1994 I was escorted from the Sauchiehall Halls of Residence, naked, by a selection of kitchen porters and angry 1st years :) I was then given a blanket by a Police Officer who told me to 'put it away or let me arrest you.'

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So hot.
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I was escorted out of the Hilton at Charing Cross by chefs a few years ago after finding myself in the kitchen at 3am. Not the Garage's fault, but Bamboo's!
 
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