Tell us a secret

I've just opened the washing machine and discovered to my horror that I've accidentally dyed mine and my flat mate's whites a light blue! One of my rank slides was wrapped up in the white pilot shirt I wore on Friday for college, and it's consequently ended up in the washing machine. The colour's leeched out of it, and as a result everything's a light blue! :(

My flatmate's asleep, so he doesn't know yet. :eek:
 
Sorry you quoted it and you still didn't read it? wow, fail!
You felt the need to specify that your teenage girlfriend is legal, yet you didn't specify that her cousin is also legal. I was making light of that fact. I am terribly sorry that you found it offensive. In order to make amends, I am prepared to send you an unbranded IDE HBA - you can send me your address via trust.
 
Could you imagine what it would be like if everyone never kept secrets and everyone told the truth.

There was no such thing as crime, people would never tell stories.

Would it be a more better place to live? if there was no such thing as been poor and everyone helped each other in harmony.
 
You felt the need to specify that your teenage girlfriend is legal, yet you didn't specify that her cousin is also legal. I was making light of that fact. I am terribly sorry that you found it offensive. In order to make amends, I am prepared to send you an unbranded IDE HBA - you can send me your address via trust.

the gfs cousin is teenage. not my gf. everybody else seems to understand fine. or is this a poor attempt at you being a gramma nazi and looking stupid?
 
Ladies ladies come on now. I'm sure we can all agree, even without a photo, we all would have the same thoughts as robgmun in his situation. I have some attractive cousins who I wouldn't mind banging as well.
 
When I was 19 I slept with my boss for a pay rise. She wasn't a small lady. It wasn't as straightforward as that, but we both knew why it was happening.

Not sure if this is a bad deal or not, how much was the pay rise?

ElliorR said:
Ladies ladies come on now. I'm sure we can all agree, even without a photo, we all would have the same thoughts as robgmun in his situation. I have some attractive cousins who I wouldn't mind banging as well.

He wasn't referring to his own cousin. ;)
 
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