DO YOU LOIKE DAGS!
Seems they don't! My old chaps always been a great believer in ****** not liking anyone elses dogs, We keep dogs loose around home, they will never get out of the van if they spot them. They just toot the horn till someone goes out to them.
The services they offer tend to be shed painting, tarmacking, scrap collecting and selling faulty equipment. Let them onto your property and you just lost your power tools and quad bike.
We had some move into a field many years ago, police/council didnt want to know. At the time we kept pigs (horrendous smell) My old chap filled the muck spreader up and proceeded to cover the fields around them with it (making sure not to get it on property belonging to them as they will get YOU done for criminal damage)
One of them came up to the old man shook his hand and told him he'd won
