Yodel finally delivered! Here's my first impressions. (with extra drama)
*Opens box and takes it out*
Oh God! The design and materials are just peeeeeeerfect!
I've seen the future and it's been micro arc oxidised

Mmmmm feels sooooo good!

RIP plastic phones, yes even the ones with a fancy unibody and stupid, stupid hypeglaze.
*takes sim cover off*
Oh God! WHY HTC? WHY?
It doesn't fit properly

Just like virtually
all HTC battery covers from the last few years. This needs to go back, stupid generic HTC design flaw. How do they keep messing this one up?
*Turns on phone*
Oh God! The chromatic distortion and fringing make my eyes go funny.
I can see why people slated this panel on the Razr, qHD icons and text exaggerate the pentile effect.

Whites have that magenta hue and everything feels ...flat.

Guess it looks OK at arms length and viewing angles are great. Defiantly a mid range screen though.
*Starts playing around*
Oh God! This is snappy
Windows Phone 7.5 and iOS 6 eat your heart out! All your benchmark are belong to us

1450ms in Sunspider

Over 5000 in quadrant

No point owning anything else, take that SGS3 and One X, flagship my ***
*Presses multitasking button*
Oh God! It's ****** up
*Quickly updates firmware and does a factory reset *
Oh God! Where's the performance gone?
1900ms in Sunspider?

4200 in quadrant

Are you kidding me?

Have they just gimped performance to be slower than the One X and closer to the new S3 version?
*Presses multitasking button*
Oh God! It's still ****** up. Better but it still reloads apps like a 512MB Android and looks rubbish.
I miss webOS
Quick conclusion: The most confusing phone ever!
