The Banter Thread

Stewy · 11 Jun 2012 at 21:25

I'm massively against the 'not active' rule, I think if you're on the pitch you're affecting the game in some way, some one has to mark you or at least be aware of you positionally.

That 3rd though is a beauty.

nemtizz · 11 Jun 2012 at 23:31

My word.

http://euro2012girls.com/

Caseh · 11 Jun 2012 at 23:38

Stewy said:
I'm massively against the 'not active' rule, I think if you're on the pitch you're affecting the game in some way, some one has to mark you or at least be aware of you positionally.

That 3rd though is a beauty.

Unless you're Stewart Downing, of course.

JDeeLFC · 12 Jun 2012 at 15:40

ad said:
My word.

http://euro2012girls.com/

YES! Banging and back door comes to mind.

Pigeon_Killer · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:01

WTF... G|mp's back?

Does he still have SA access?

sunny007 · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:28

Jordan Carver

4p · 12 Jun 2012 at 22:15

http://euro2012girls.com/

There you go boys

edit: I've been beaten!

cm1179 · 12 Jun 2012 at 22:23

ad said:
My word.

http://euro2012girls.com/

upon first glance, i thought she only had one leg

Yas786 · 12 Jun 2012 at 22:48

4p said:
http://euro2012girls.com/

There you go boys

edit: I've been beaten!

Mmmm I wonder if her tattoo is true

cm1179 said:
upon first glance, i thought she only had one leg

Well looking at the size of her bazonga's, she could use them as a pair of extra legs

Egon · 13 Jun 2012 at 11:19

Germany wins imo!

The Messi hatrick was nice... someone needs to show the video to Milner, that's how you round the keeper and finish with your left!

elmuzzy66. · 13 Jun 2012 at 16:35

Egon said:
Germany wins imo!

The Messi hatrick was nice... someone needs to show the video to Milner, that's how you round the keeper and finish with your left!

do you want to depress the guy?

Cosimo · 15 Jun 2012 at 16:49

Well I fancy this lot on display in the living room:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Replica-F...orabilia_ET&hash=item4166d4168b#ht_1389wt_932

I wonder if she would mind.

Pigeon_Killer · 17 Jun 2012 at 18:34

Anouk Hoogendijk's quite pleasing on the eye. Shame the football's a pile of masturbate.

fez · 17 Jun 2012 at 18:36

Pigeon_Killer said:
Anouk Hoogendijk's quite pleasing on the eye. Shame the football's a pile of masturbate.

Genuinely tried to watch the game but I couldn't manage more than 10 minutes. I am quite amazed that more than friends and family turn up.

Cosimo · 18 Jun 2012 at 07:34

The fixtures for next season will be released today at 09:00.

Cosimo · 18 Jun 2012 at 09:03

Sat Aug 18 Wigan Athletic A
Sat Aug 25 Newcastle United H
Sat Sep 1 Reading H [to be rearranged due to our participation in the European Super Cup]
Sat Sep 15 Queens Park Rangers A
Sat Sep 22 Stoke City H
Sat Sep 29 Arsenal A

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2814813,00.html

Not a bad start to the season.

Azza · 18 Jun 2012 at 09:05

United at home first game of the season.

Biz.Kid09 · 18 Jun 2012 at 09:33

22/9 - Arsenal H
6/10 - Sunderland H
27/10 - Swansea H
10/11 - Spurs H
24/11 - Chelsea - A
8/12 - Manyoo - H

Those are our fixtures after each CL game i believe. Much better than after every game last season being away. Some tough games however.

Happy with starting with Southampton at home also.

pingwing · 18 Jun 2012 at 10:18

Biz.Kid09 said:
Happy with starting with Southampton at home also.

Oddly City away is the perfect start to the season! A game I can't afford to go to, will be lunchtime tv and I'm at a wedding for

(no missing home games for me this season)

We'll loose, horribly, but I will be drunk at a wedding so it won't be a big deal.

Highlight of the season has to be Fulham away on boxing day! Nothing beats a London away when it's so close to home.

xxalxx · 18 Jun 2012 at 10:33

Liverpools first three home games are:

Liverpool v Man City Sat 25 Aug 15:00
Liverpool v Arsenal Sat 1 Sep 15:00
Liverpool v Man Utd Sat 22 Sep 15:00