Poll: The most brilliant business model in the world. Can you guess what it is? TOUGH RIDDLE

Ban hammer?

  • Yes, please god do!

    Votes: 391 83.2%
  • Meh

    Votes: 44 9.4%
  • No, The Guys a Genius!

    Votes: 35 7.4%

  • Total voters
    470
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Ill be fair, and say yes it is something to do with marriage. Just because I am a good guy.

Apparently in China it marriage documents cost about 1000 quid and you get nothing from government whatsoever. In Germany you get 5% discount on stuff and in UK you get various perks. In China NOTHING.

My wife is Chinese and she says that a marriage certificate (it's more like a little passbook actually) costs in the region of 50-100 yuan, i.e. about £5-10. The higher fees you may see on t'interweb sites (up to 1000 yuan, not pounds!) are only ever encountered by foreign people having to translate marriage certificates into Chinese.

Do you actually think that all Chinese couples could afford a £1000 marriage certificate? How would someone in the countryside earning a pittance afford that?

edit/ didn't read the thread, fed the troll. Just what I deserve! D'oh.
 
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Ill be fair, and say yes it is something to do with marriage. Just because I am a good guy.

Apparently in China it marriage documents cost about 1000 quid and you get nothing from government whatsoever. In Germany you get 5% discount on stuff and in UK you get various perks. In China NOTHING.

So Chinese government has done an amazing business model whereas they are selling nothing like hot cakes.

Well done. I wish my business be as successful but because I am great, my it be to do with environment.

Thanks everyone who has submitted genuine answers.

The award of the smartest participant goes to morba. (+when I win euromilions over 50 million i'll give you something nice).

Can somebody just ban him already. He's way past his expiry date.
 
Fail:
1 - It does not cost £1000
2 - It is not a piece of paper, it's a booklet similar to UK passports.
3 - It isnt meaningless, it means your married.

1. Cost about that much.
2. If you fold few a4 peaces of paper you can come up with passport size booklet.
3. Being married entitles you to what? Well in UK to few perks. In China NOTHING.

4. I win and the smart one who suggested marriage.

Lets face the facts people I have discovered amazing business model. Chinese government is racking in money from the paper work of marriage. Thats a fact. Its all facts. Not fiction and banning me for such amazing feat of intelligence would contribute to the rising injustice of power abuse of some the moderators on this forum.

I am amazing.
 
1. Cost about that much.
2. If you fold few a4 peaces of paper you can come up with passport size booklet.
3. Being married entitles you to what? Well in UK to few perks. In China NOTHING.

4. I win and the smart one who suggested marriage.

Lets face the facts people I have discovered amazing business model. Chinese government is racking in money from the paper work of marriage. Thats a fact. Its all facts. Not fiction and banning me for such amazing feat of intelligence would contribute to the rising injustice of power abuse of some the moderators on this forum.

I am amazing.

This. This is the post that has done it. So much retardation and annoyance in one post has resulted in your addition to my ignore list. Only one person has ever been put on there before you, and that person was a hugely disgusting racist. So there you go, I consider you and him to be on equal terms, but rather than you being offensive you have earned your place just by just being so full of fail I feel dirty just knowing I share a little space of the Internet with you. Perhaps that was your intention? Perhaps getting a reaction like this from me gives you sexual gratification? I don't care. Cheerio.
 
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