Tell us your best break-up stories
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I had one ex smack me in the face with a bottle. I'd been waiting for a good reason to move on and she provided. Good on 'er 
Theres a few, one I kind of ****ed up by not taking anything seriously. Basically one day decided to dig the hole so deep she started laughing, and it backfired.
Apparently girls don't like being called fat, old, boring and ugly.
Also had one who said she couldn't take it any more, I said to her, funny that because you had no problem taking every dick going while I was away.
Nothing spectacular to be honest.
Apparently girls don't like being called fat, old, boring and ugly.
Also had one who said she couldn't take it any more, I said to her, funny that because you had no problem taking every dick going while I was away.
Nothing spectacular to be honest.
I dated a girl for 6 months, texted her one night to say it was time to move on. She appeared at the door the next day in tears just as I was about to head out with another bird. Good times
Words fail me.
Surely the optimal let-down strategy is to do so in a way which gets you laid one last time?
Found out he was cheating on me.
Threw all his stuff down the 3 storey fire escape we lived up, and told him he had half an hour to come and get it.
No really I did
2 and a half years, and he does that to me. My one psycho moment in my life. He turned up with 2 mates and duly ran about picking it all up.
Threw all his stuff down the 3 storey fire escape we lived up, and told him he had half an hour to come and get it.
No really I did
2 and a half years, and he does that to me. My one psycho moment in my life. He turned up with 2 mates and duly ran about picking it all up.
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was with a girl for around 6 months met her mother. she was delirious kind of like stacy's mum from eastenders. after that i started noticing the crazy in the girl, such as getting drunk alone threatening to self harm turning into actual self harm. she wanted sympathy from me but i told her she would get none. at this stage she was nothing more than a shag but after a few more months i couldnt hack it. she ordered me some clothes and i only had 4 more days to wait for the delivery so i could break up with her and walk away with a nice adidas hoody and what not but i couldnt hack it.
i ended up with around 300 missed calls and only god knows the amount of texts.
was a crazy shag though
ROSIE if you read this LOL on your part
i ended up with around 300 missed calls and only god knows the amount of texts.
was a crazy shag though
ROSIE if you read this LOL on your part
I'll bet