You associated clubs with getting off your face drunk, which isn't what everyone does. I'd suggest that it's the minority that do this. Nor do the majority of drinkers get "out of their minds". That's ridiculous.
Drinking is fine, responsible or not. If I want to go out and drink a bottle or two of vodka and then go home and feel terrible the next day then that's my business. If I want to go and dance "like a knob" then that's my business. I'm not harming anyone, nor am I costing anyone anything.
You say you can't think of anything worse than poisoning your body yet you state that you do exactly that with your father. Newsflash "real ale" (which is a hilariously laughable term anyway), is alcohol and also poison.
And, why exactly are people who go clubbing and drinking a lot doing so to fit in?
I didn't mean to imply that "everyone" gets off their face drunk when going clubbing, as that's obviously not going to be the case with everybody, but you can't deny that for the majority of the younger generation of clubbers (that makes me feel old saying that at 26) that the sole purpose of going out clubbing is to get arsefaced.
I couldn't give a monkeys what people want to do, and if they choose to get messy and horifically ill the next day as they enjoy it, then fine. What I don't understand is the apparent mentality with primarily younger generations that getting in such a state is the sole point, and somehow necessary to be considered normal. If you don't fancy that type of activity, you're instantly thought of as a bit of a weirdo.
What I was trying to get across, is that if you like drinking and the sweatfest of clubbing, go nuts. If not, don't be bullied into doing something you don't like as not everyone will think you're a nutter.
I did have friends who as Papa Larazu pointed out, were a crap social circle, but luckily found new friends who accept me for who I am, without trying to make me feel like an outsider for not drinking. I never thought I'd never find that at first.
As for the real ale terms, I was merely trying to distinguish a proper beer from the normal lagers, as I think my Dad would rather drink wee than something like Fosters etc!
Also, I don't drink any alcoholic beverages when I'm out with him or anyone else that drinks, just them.